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 Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:08 pm
We all have heard them ... what are some of the ones you remembered ...
NOTE: This is all for shits and giggles ... so have fun with it ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:07 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep ... he waits ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:16 pm
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:36 pm
Chuck Norris once made a women pregnant from phone sex ...
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:23 pm
Chuck Norris isn't God, but he beats him in Golf.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:28 am
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a starring contest
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:21 pm
chuck norris only lost one game in his entire life and that was a game of tic tac toe with Mr.T.
in retaliation of his defeat chuck norris created racism
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chuck norris doesnt turn on the light he turns the dark off
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
when god said "let there be light" chuck norris responded "say please"
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:39 pm
Chuck Norris one day had sex in the back of a big rig truck and a drop of his semen seeped into the back seat.
This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
ninja
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