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 Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:06 pm
Surrounding Bridge Town, a deep, dank jungle encloses it on it's borders. Here the animals roam wild and the plant life claims everything in it's path. The bright Caribbean sun is blocked by the grand canopies of the trees far above, leaving all in a gloomy shadow, forever moving with the wind.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:14 pm
*runs through until the town is a small speck behind the trees. He sits down on a log and thinks it all through*
If I go back Zam will kill me. But if I sry to stay 'ere shose... people will kill me, for real.
*picks up a flower and looks at it*
I 'avn't had rum in months.
*looks up at the sunny sky*
I should warn seh others. Shose savages will sooner or later attack seh sown, shere's enough of shem...
*throws flower to ground*
What am I kidding! Shey've got guns, cannons, swords. Shey'll never stand a chance.
*stands up*
I've lived in seh jungle for so long, I'd only run into shem once, just now. I shink I can manage to stay away long enough. Hide myself again, no exploring. Yeah, leave it behind again.
But that ship...
*looks back at the port where the ship rocks on the water. He makes up his mind and walks over the flower without knowing*
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:32 am
*thunders through the undergrowth with Fred cleaving the foliage around him*
DAMN YE MONKEY!!!
ILL GET YOU YET!!! ILL GET YOU ALL!!!
::hushed whispers::
*suddenly stops and spins around to face sammap*
I did wonder what the whining noise was.
*wanders over and pokes sammap*
Ye alive still? say something!
*pours some rum down sammaps throat*
::hushed whispers::
Bit drastic Fred, and I KNOW Zammap would kill us iffen we removed sam. shes claimed rights on him, and nobody messes with the guvna.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:40 am
Hearing the loud crashing, the shamen turns and creeps back through the bushes. This man she sees must not know the meaning of the word 'quiet'... he's no threat to the village. They'll hear him coming miles off. They probably already have heard him...
She moves a few steps away, climbs a densely foliaged tree, and sits down to watch, totally obscued by the leaves.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:02 pm
*mumbles something about hurricanes also being able to be heard miles off*
Damnable monkey.....
::hushed whispers::
Up a tree you say fred? What a stupid place for a monkey to be...
So stupid it might almost work!
*looks up*
What the stuff is that critter?
::hushed whispers::
Doesnt look much like a monkey. Actually wait, yeah it does.
DAMN YE MONKEY!!!! COME DOWN AND MEET FRED!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:13 pm
hmmm hmm hmm... whopsh! Whuur'd that tree come frum, then? shnuck up on meh, it did.
bloody shtupid shrubsh...
*nearly walks into second evil tree*
wargh! right then!
*tries to pull knife from scabbard, but is holding rum bottle with only free hand. The other one's trying to keep her head on*
ah... yu'r lucky i'm sho nice...
*spots darkwhiskers and fred, and dives behind three-foot bush*
gashp! musht be quiet now... wouldn't want (hic) to be shpotted. I'm not shure i look my best...
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:28 pm
A young girl sat in the pub. Having another stall the bartender as she was about to-- steal!
"Hey honey, 'ow is yer day today, eh?" An older-looking woman asked. The bartender blushed as they chatted.
Naomi Takanashi: A young theif killing and stealing to support herself. She bargained with a lady that she would steal a bottle of rum for her, and just some food for Naomi. Staying hidden, she made her way. C'mon... c'mon, keep on stallin' keep on stallin'. Her mind thought. After grabbing them, she ran out the door.
The lady smiled and blew a kiss good-bye. "Whew! I 'ad a good time there! You should steal more, eh? Now gimme the rum!" The unknown lady snatched the rum, and drank happily.
"As a matter o' fact, I do..." A smirk appeared on the girls lips. "I have to thank you though. So, Merry Drinkin'!" Naomi yelled, running off she burst out in laughter. "Gullible drunks." Naomi muttered under her breath.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:06 am
*prances round the tree in a drunken madman style for a few minutes mumbling softly and cursing loudly*
DAMN YE MONKEY!!! THIS SHOT WAS NOT MADE FOR YE!!!
::hushed whispers::
evil trees you say free o.0 You're right... they're everywhere, all around us.... closing in on all sides.... stay with me Fred, we'll need to stick together for this one
*closes his eyes and stands perfectly still*
*a twig high in the tree above snaps*
*with a single motion blindingly fast, faster then anyone expected possible Whiskers hurled Fred through the air into the trees, hitting with a dull thud on his intended target*
*a small figure drops out of one of the trees much to the amazement of the shaman and the drunken..... native*
DAMN YE MONKEY..... and to think I almost wasted a shot on you.
*runs over to where the monkey dropped from the tree and picks Fred up*
Now little monkey, wake up! I didnt hit ye, I just stunned you by hitting the branch you was on!
*slap slap slap*
*the monkey now stirs and faces whiskers with what can only be known as the fear of god*
Now monkey ye shall dance for my amusement! And Fred will keep watch over ye biggrin
*and so the monkey started to dance*
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:47 pm
*cowers*
eashy now, ol' girl.. jusht slowly back away from beard-man.... eashy does it...
ooh... oh second thought, i believe i'll stay here. I don't feel very well.
*takes swig form bottle*
hmmm.... mosh intershting. I somehow feel mush, mush worshe.
perhapsh i shall take a short nap...
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:00 pm
She turned around at the sudden yells. "Huh?," Maiki pondered before walking towards. "Maybe some crazy people, I could use a good laugh." The girl muttered, a chuckle escaping her mouth.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:04 pm
Tala watched from a spot she had chosen in a particularily high tree, a rum bottle in one hand. ~What a crazy crazy man~ she thought, ~but the monkey's amusing...~
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:39 pm
wagh! there be thingsh in the treesh... oh.... i really musht shtop this drinking..... It'sh doin thingsh to mah mind now.
*pulls herself up to her feet*
well, no worriesh. they're all fee-- fis--- fi'ments o' me imagination. Sho...
*thinks*
they don't exisht. thushly, they can't hurt meh. wa' a relief it tish.
*sweeps hat off her head with a flourish*
"pleashe beg my pardon fee-foo- filimentsh. May I be of any ashishtansh wiv that fine speshimen of monkey yeh have therr?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:59 pm
*dancing*
*stops dancing and drop kicks fred*
SHAR!
*im irish*
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:51 am
*walks into forest, looks around, finds open space in clearing. Sits down and starts to 'ave a piratical picnic, including rum and piratical pie*
come ye join thee picnic? no? oh! ok
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:35 pm
slylilgoblin wagh! there be thingsh in the treesh... oh.... i really musht shtop this drinking..... It'sh doin thingsh to mah mind now. *pulls herself up to her feet* well, no worriesh. they're all fee-- fis--- fi'ments o' me imagination. Sho... *thinks* they don't exisht. thushly, they can't hurt meh. wa' a relief it tish. *sweeps hat off her head with a flourish* "pleashe beg my pardon fee-foo- filimentsh. May I be of any ashishtansh wiv that fine speshimen of monkey yeh have therr?" Well, I was pretty hungry... but I could spare ye some maybe *at this the monkeys eyes widen and he tears off into the undergrowth* ... Now the dancing monkey is gone.... *looks down in sadness* Now where the stuff did all these people come from? What are ye all doing out in the forest :S And who is that? *points to the drunk native*
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