JAMAICANS DON'T CHILL, WE DEH YAAH EASY.

JAMAICANS DON'T CHOP GURL, WE LOOK GIRL.

JAMAICANS DON'T SMACK U, WE F*CK U UP.

JAMAICANS DON'T GO TO A PARTY, WE GO AH DANCE.

JAMAICANS DON'T JUMP PEOPLE, WE DUN DEM BOMBOCLAAAT

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY WHATZ POPPIN, WE SAY "WAAH GWAAN?"

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY GET THE ******** OUTTA HERE, WE SAY "MOVE YUH BLOODCLAAT FROM YA SO"

JAMAICANS DON'T SAY HE'S GAY, WE SAY "BATTY BLOODCLAAAT BWOY GO SUCK YUH MADA"

JAMAICANS DONT WORK, WE JUGGLE..

JAMAICANS DONT SAY LOOSER, WE SAY "YUH A PUSSYHOLE"

THATZ WHY PEOPLE LOVE WE CUS WE DONT GIVE A ********