(Don't take this message seriously; I made all of this up off the top of my way-too-punch-drunk head.)
Hurrah for impromptu lists:
You know you're tired when...
...you launch Internet Explorer and sit staring at "about:blank", waiting for it to load.
...you use the page number for your American Lit assignment to do your Algebra II homework...in your Chemistry textbook.
...you take World History notes from the chapter assigned for reading in Chemistry...in your Algebra II textbook.
...you enter the quadratic formula numbers into a matrix and expect the calculator to graph it.
...you stare at your homework paper (graphing quadratic forumlas), and tell it rather grumpily, with Internet grammar, "No, /U/."
...every time your Chemistry teacher says "Boron", you hear "boring", and nod sleepily in agreement.
...you fervently believe that you can drown a fish.
...you spray paint your hamster blue and run around shoving it into peoples' faces, screaming, "FEAR THE MERCURY DJINN!!"
...you spout random nonsense like that --^
...you spell hamster "hampster", and don't notice until someone looking over your shoulder inquires, "Why would you spray paint a laundry hamper blue?" (<- No, that didn't actually happen)
...you believe that 2 * 4 = 6.
...you tell everyone that "sashimi" is a type of Japanese sword, and that "katanas" are good to eat - comparable to sushi.
...you're so convincing that everyone believes you.
...you put your fist through the TV screen after hearing Naruto say, "Believe it!" for the hundredth time.
...you wish Sasuke and Sakura would get together already, and that Gaara had killed Naruto.
...you wish Kakashi-sensei would pop out of the TV and teach /you/ to be a ninja. (If you haven't seen Naruto, don't ask.)
...you try cutting off your arm so that you can graph a "Vincentish" arm on, instead.
...you attempt to put a red, radioactive, glowing ball into a mop, a broom, or an invisible weapon - "But Mom, I need this Knights of the Round materia to defeat Sephiroth!"
...you follow that with, "And what'd you do to my W-2 Summon and my 'Omnislash', anyway? It took me /days/ to get those."
...you put contacts on, wear a wig, steal a sword, and hold up random people on the street at night, calling them "allies of the Shinsengumi", and claiming to be "Battousai"
...for your trouble, you're hauled off to the looney bin, where you try to get out by changing tactics and claiming you're some wacko who gives away blue ribbons during very touching scenes.
...you wrap yourself up in bandages, learn to light a sword on fire, and kill everyone around you in search of some guy no one's heard of - "Himura Kenshin"
...you concentrate fiercely on your index finger, and wonder why everyone gives you weird looks as you aim at the teacher and yell, "SPIRIT GUN!!"
...you attempt to hide a rose in your hair and get it stuck by accident. Ouch.
...you try to ride an oar.
...you spend hours on fanfiction.net searching for an anime that's actually under "Cartoons".
...you spend hours on fanfiction.net searching for a cartoon that's actually under "Anime".
...you play Solitare, Spider Solitare, Pinball, Minesweeper, or Freecell for more than an hour straight.
...you put your violin on your shoulder upside down and proceed to try playing Mozart's "Symphony Number 6.02*10^23".
...you attempt to draw a violin bow across guitar strings.
...you look for petrified bugs in your rosin.
...you write a list like this.
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