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 Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:11 pm
This is where u'll post ur poems for the poem contest in the contests topic
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:02 am
Random Haiku Toilet paper love You definitely shouldn't Love that dang paper
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:35 pm
one lovely poem!
ehem...
WEDGIE
I am a lovely wonderful wedgie,
Gleefully pinching that flesh.
I do my job when people get stuffy,
They say," Oh my! That feels fresh!"
rofl 4laugh blaugh xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:40 pm
I remember that poem. you silly G*o*i* Those spaces conceal your real namee. smile "Crazyyyyy Girlzzzzzzzzzzz"]one lovely poem!
ehem...
WEDGIE
I am a lovely wonderful wedgie,
Gleefully pinching that flesh.
I do my job when people get stuffy,
They say," Oh my! That feels fresh!"
rofl 4laugh blaugh xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:43 pm
Goodbye
When you said goodbye,
all i did was sigh,
knowing you weren't the right guy,
because you never came back again to say hi.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:47 pm
Winter Poem:
God`s little
Oops-there-goes-my-printer-paper
Arts and Craft Projects
Are falling from the heavens
Like suicidal lemmings
All jumping off a bridge.
This begs the question:
Didn`t their mothers ever ask them
“If your friends jumped off a bridge,
Would you do it too?”
Because apparently the answer is yes.
I guess they`re going to die anyways,
Come spring.
Snowflakes are so emo…
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:04 pm
I`m going to write a poem for every season biggrin
Spring Poem:
The tissues of the angels pop up
Like nerds arriving months early for summer school,
Saying, “I`m here!”
Like anyone`s actually there to care.
Parents are too busy working
And kids are too busy being tortured by
The public school system,
Or that Christian school down the road,
Or that crazy private school
That no one actually goes to.
It`s a known fact that
Nobody pays attention to anything
While it`s actually there.
Everyone prefers to appreciate it
While it`s gone.
And, seriously, is anyone actually
Up at the crack of dawn to notice
How the light hits that rose over there
Juuuuust Right
So it looks slimmer and prettier?
It would be more effective to try
Weight Watchers and hiring those
Guys who Photoshop models` pictures.
Flowers are way too eager about life…
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:12 pm
Summer Poem:
The Sun`s like one of those school sluts—
You know the ones—that wears one of those obnoxious
“Too hot to handle” shirts that are like
Three sizes too small
And goes around burning people to prove it.
If that wasn`t enough,
The Sun also pulls that dumb
“My beauty is blinding”
Trick…and literally,
Except it`s not its beauty we are blinded by.
The Sun needs to get a life…
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:16 pm
Last one biggrin
Fall Poem:
Trees in Autumn
Are like those people on
Survivor, looking out only
For themselves.
The poor leaves that sheltered them
From the wind and rain
Are thrown on the ground
With a “Good riddance!
You guys were getting soooooo
Clingy!”
What prima donnas those trees are…
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:28 am
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