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I told you mang, I told! Dont f*** with me. but you wouldnt listen! Loo at you no! (al pacino scarface.)

*click click* Suck on this!
(william dafoe platoon.)

Guy dies on an mta train, and they dont see him for 24 hours.
(colateral)

You betta watch you back, Cause I slap people, they ant even know when its commin. I dont even know when its commin, I'm like how did I why did I, you betta watch you back! Even in the bath tub, the shower! Even at picnicks, make this left! (chris tucker money talks)

What a crock of sh**. (patrick swayze Ghost)
RIP crying

Now for the most badass damn line of all time (samuel jackson)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRi-gFeK-M
(strong language)

Ok serra-sama! heart

"Man quit actin like you wanna pass this up." (paul walker 2fast 2furious)

rofl that is a good one!

ok heres one from a drama play I did waaay back it was a mature play. For some friends and family. They laughed at the part even though it was sorta rough in content. We wanted to make it funny for everyone but at the same time try not too be too rough. its called "the XTeacher" And the setting was supposed ot be a mental hospitol, but it was the drama room of course. smile

"I see no significance in locking her in a padded room. Exactly how bad is she?"-(friends line)

"She cut her boyfriends__off because when he sent her a text message, he used 5 verbs in 1 incomplete sentence, and he didn't end that sentence with a period. The CSI's even told us 2 prior text messages had showed evidence of run on sentences and lowercase letters when he described names-(my line)

everybody broke out laughing at that line. It was so hard rehearsing it. Cause we'd all keep laughing. Plus the girls expression in the backround were freakin hilarious. I had to pretend to be looking at her in a small window with the physiologist(played by my friend). While saying my line. And had to look fascinated. lol

but that line got me an a, and got me many compliments by friends, and their parents.
btw the bold is the fav quote!