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This.

Maybe a drama about all the rivalries, alliances, and such?

Then a lament about how the Dome gets taken over by noobs?

Sorry, Emma. I think that might get cut.

One accompanied by the zealous murder of one another, of course.

Why can I actually picture that?

Only, in this case, it's set to song and dance.
Think "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".

A kick right in the Arch.

Old Nyrk Saron was hopping around
Domer City like a big playground
When suddenly Vishman burst from the shade
and hit Nyrk with a Vishgrenade
Nyrk got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Suzy
who proceeded to open up a can of Suzy Fu
When Tomta Jolz came out of the blue

And he started beating up Suzy O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Vishmobile
but before it could make it back to the Vishcave
Lord Discord popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Vishman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Farskon Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Throwdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad mimes, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Throwdown of Ultimate Destiny

Nyrk Sarona took a bite out of Farskon Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Suzy came back covered in a tire track
but Drathi jumped out and landed on her back
and Vishmanman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Lord Discord came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Alnette took him out with her whip

then he saw Nyrk Saron sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Vishman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Drathi deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Lord Discord tried to pole vault
onto Farskon Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Haew Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Throwdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad mimes, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Throwdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotchv****a of Alnette
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Vishman changed back into Visher Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Vishman's head inbetween his thighs

then Bonnie the Blue and Bonnie the White and
"Battledome and the Holy #@$!"'s Black Knight and
Romulus Fletcher and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Nazynri the Sketcher
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe*

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Fanperson in a bloodstained sweater....

this is the Ultimate Throwdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad mimes, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Throwdown...
this is the Ultimate Throwdown...
this is the Ultimate Throwdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

*Left as original for lack of time and ability to replace everyone.