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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:19 pm


Can you think of any quotes you really appreciated. Maybe one that you thought was clever, witty, cute, funny, or any other positive adjective. biggrin

You can add an explanation too, of why you liked it, if you'd like.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:28 pm


This is one of my favourites:

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an english toffee but they're gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."

(Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man)

I'm not sure the quote is exactly right. I copied off some x-files website. I thought it went a little differently, but maybe I'm remembering wrong. It's close to the above though. biggrin

I'm pretty cynical...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:16 am


This is from X-files movie Fight The Future... In the bar Mulder is getting plastered and the bartender asks Mulder what he does...

Mulder: "I'm the key figure in an ongoing Government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman and child on the planet." [Mulder laughs] "So, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me 'Spooky'. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who'll listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's going to be the s**t storm of all time."

Following this Mulder is cut off lol!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:56 pm


Oooooh. I like that one too. biggrin

Mulder is so funny. heart

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:56 am


sure fine whatever!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:24 pm


Here's one from Jose Chung's From Outer Space

"No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.... Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus... Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing? Mister Crikenson, your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder, and I wouldn't flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Venus, because if you do, you're a dead man."

(there was some other dialogue in there, but I took it out to include only what the "man in black" said, because it's the funny part. biggrin )

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:49 am


One that has to be mentioned is from the very first episode when scully knocks on mulders door and he says "Nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted!" then scully goes to introduce herself and he goes "funny and I thought you were sent here to spy on me" haha and then later in the episode I think he says " That's why they put the I in FBI" haha and then either scully or mulder says pretty much the same thing in a much later episode in like season 7 or 8.


I really like when in the beginning of bad blood mulder thinks he's killed a vampire and then he finds out the fangs aren't real and he says "Oh sh" and it cuts him off before he can finish lol. I also like the scene in the episode about an alien playing baseball and scully starts making quotes like the nescessity of today is the invention of tomorrow or something and I know thats way off but I cant think of what she really said but it starts mulder off and they keep trying to one up each other with these life quotes which is pretty funny. I have loads more quotes that I like I just dont feel like putting them here or looking them up smile  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:42 am


The baseball one is called "The Unnatural." I liked that part too. In fact, the whole end scene was really cute. It's actually a pretty good episode over all too, despite the fact that there isn't much of Mulder or Scully in it except the beginning and end.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:49 am


From one of the first episodes.

Scully:"The answers are out there, you just have to know where to look."

Concerning science.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:50 pm


(from Little Green Men episode)

Mulder:"No-jo on the rojo

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"That's bleeping dead alien, if I ever bleeping saw one."
Hahaha I love that ep. I have a ton more favorite quotes.
I'll post them later.

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"That's bleeping dead alien, if I ever bleeping saw one."
Hahaha I love that ep. I have a ton more favorite quotes.
I'll post them later.

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i remember that quote and Mulder short girlie scream before the guy said that XD

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I love his girlie scream. x3 More quotes:

Mulder: Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.

Scully: You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them.
Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

Deep Throat: And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.

Mulder: I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.

Cigarette Smoking Man: What is this?
Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my a**.

Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.

Susanne Modeski: No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.

Mulder: You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

Scully: It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

Mulder: Scully, I was like you once. I didn't know who to trust. Then I... I chose another path... another life, another fate, where I found my sister. The end of my world was unrecognizable and upside down. There was one thing that remained the same. You were my friend, and you told me the truth. Even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. My touchstone.
Scully: And you are mine.

Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

Byers: He's being put into power by the most heinous and evil force in the 20th century.
Mulder: Barney?

Deep Throat: If a shark stops swimming, it dies. Don't stop swimming, Mr. Mulder.

Ringo Langly: Yeah, UFOs caused the Gulf war syndrome, that's a good one.
Byers: That's what we like about you Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours.

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