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where I am (Canberra)
Sydney is disgusting
Some of our states are bitter rivals. Proof ^
Our PM's a female.
Watch shows like 'Talkin' Bout You Generation' and 'The 7PM Project' so you understand more of Australia
Do some research on people like Kevin Rudd, Rove McManus, Ben Cousins, Dave Hughes, Shaun McCallef, Julia Gillard and Bob Hawke.
You might wanna Google terms like ranga, bogan, uggies, tracky dacks, true blue, etc. so you can understand what we're talkin' about, mate.
Tips to stay alive [in Perth, anyway]:
Don't say anything good about England in front . Nor the Queen.
Don't dis McDonalds.
At the beach~Try not to melt. Keep hydrated. Sunscreen is creamy gold and will stop you from burning!
Get yourself a pair of thongs, that should go without saying.
Don't even joke about anything remotely against Australia. You'll most likely end up with a broken face
neutral By all means, attempt an Aussie accent. Just be prepared for the response..
~Remember~Aussies are usually laid-back, cool people, but we're also hard workers !
smile EDIT: Can't believe no one mentioned this:
We're a country, continent
and an island, just so you know!