We despise Twilight. We are tired of rabid fans telling us to go crawl under a rock and die because we voice our opinions. We are tired of hearing fans constantly ramble on about how this book series is "the best thing in the world". We want to show people that not only are there good books out there but SMeyer isn't the best author in the world.
This guild is to bring together the people who just want somewhere to talk about not liking the series without fans jumping down their throats and starting keyboard wars.
This guild is for those of you who wish that SMeyer never had that wetdream dream about a boy and a girl laying together in a meadow.
THIS ISN'T A "LETS BASH SMEYER" GUILD!
The rules are very simple. All you have to do is follow them.
1. Respect other peoples opinions.
2. If you're a fan, don't start a keyboard war.
3. If you're not a fan, and a fan posts about
"how much they hate us/want us to die/ect."
don't throw gas onto the fire because it'll get blow out of proportion.
4. I encourage proper grammar and spelling.
5. I hold the right to add more rules.
Consequences for Rule Breaking
First Offense: Warning
Second Offense: 5 day suspension
Third Offense: 10 day suspension
Fourth Offense: Banned.
Some of this stuff is really funny...
I want to beat EC with a stick
Summery of the First Chapter
Combo Twilight Review
How to Write like SMeyer
Twilight Sucks; and not in a good way
Chapter-by-Chapter Summery
The Danger of Twilight
Daybreak; a Twilight Parody
A Bum Reviews Twilight
Non-Promoted Sites
I do not approve of Twilightsucks.com because they bash SMeyer for all the wrong reasons. They use her religion, weight, and other things that are non-related to her writing. Their forums consist of Anti's who make up lies to make the fans of Twilight look bad.
because fans always seen to ask the stupidest questions.
This FAQ was taken from the Anti-Twilight Movement.
Q: Why do you hate Twilight?
A: Go read our About section. We explain pretty clearly why.
Q: Have you even read the book(s)?
A: Uhm, duh? Why would we protest something we've never read?
Q: Are you insulting the fans?
A: No. I didn't make this guild to insult fans- we made it to criticize the book and share our viewpoints. Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay.
Q: Hating a book is a waste of time, isn't it?
A: No, not to us. We enjoy it. It's kind of like how we think that reading all the Twilight books and obsessing over them is a waste of time: sure, we think it's stupid, but you have fun, right? Same principle. Apply it.
Q: What are you planning to accomplish?
A: Nothing, really. We just want to present people with another opinion and let them know that even Twilight has its flaws. Or maybe just to screw with you. You know, whatever.
Q: How could you not like it??11!
A: We just don't. Sorry.
Q: Are you implying that Twilight fans don't have lives?
A: No. We're criticizing the book. If you don't have a life, that's your problem; we don't blame that on Twilight.
Q: Why do you think anyone will listen to you?
A: We don't expect much- but hey, might as well try.
Q: What's wrong with liking Twilight?
A: Nothing. You can read the book all you want. People finding the book entertaining is fine with us.
We just hate when they're allowed to scream their opinions, and we're told to hush ours. We believe in Free Speech, not "Freedom of Popular Opinion". You can like it. I can hate it.
Also, people claim Twilight is the "BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN"; and it's obviously not. We want you to hear that.
Q: Just stop wasting your time, okay?
A: It's not a waste of time to us.
Q: I respect your opinion, but just shut up, okay?
A:That's just it: you don't. That's why you won't let us criticize your favorite book without sending us useless, repetitive hate mail.
Q: Don't you have anything better to do? Do you have no life?
A: I made a website against a book. You found this website, raged, and typed up hate mail. I'd say we're pretty evenly matched.
Q: Why do you put 90% of your energy into something you hate?
A: Ahahaha, 90% of my what? You obviously don't understand how fast (and easy) it is to make a website. We've barely put any "energy" into this- if we had, it'd be a lot bigger. This is for fun. It's how we get our kicks.
Q: If you hate them so much, why did you even read the books?
A: BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A HORRIBLE BOOK UNTIL I READ IT, HURRR. You have to read books to know what they're about. I can't believe I actually have to explain this. The rest of the "twilight saga" we read for the lulz. They're so horrible it's funny.
Q: You can't have this site.
A: Au contraire, we can. Google the First Amendment- it guarantees us our right to free speech. What are you going to do about it?
Q: I'm allowed to have my opinion, and I think Twilight is amazing!
A: Good for you. Have a cookie. I have an opinion, too- and I think Twilight blows. I guess we're pretty equal, huh?
Q: It's just a book, you know!
A: Yeah. And Uncle Tom's cabin was just a book. So was The Jungle. War and Peace. The Communist Manifesto. Mein Kampf. My point is that books have made big impacts on people in the past. What's your point?
Q: Oh yeah, well if Twilight is so bad, then why is it so popular?
A:You're right! If something is popular, it MUST be good! It's so obvious, how could I miss that? Oh, wait, that's right- because if you use that kind of logic, then because slavery was popular in the 1800's, it must have been right. And because Adolf Hitler was such a popular leader in Germany, how could he have been bad?
Logic: use it before you ask questions, please.
Q: Everyone hates you and your site.
A: Oh boo. Hold on a second while I go cry over people on the Internet disliking what I say. (Although the funny thing is, we've heard from more anti-twilight supporters on this site than anything.)
Q: I hate you.
A: Well we can't all be friends.
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