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Herr Till Lindemann Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:08 am
What is the dumbest or most embarrassing explanation you have ever given about Rammstein to anyone?
I remember two of mine....
"Oh yeah, I like Rammstein. I'm addicted to kokain right now." <-Noticed ten minutes later what I said. Completely morbid, when I found out.
When my mom asked me if they did anything perverted on stage:
"Erm... yeah they do. It's with a d***o and it squirts, but it's not bad! Flake tapes his butt shut so no penetration or anything and Paul only took a drink from it once, probably because he got it in his eyes but-" *All the while, Mom staring at me like I'm nuts* "-...erm... I'll shut up now."
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:22 pm
" Yea they're being sued by some guy who ate another guys d**k."
"WHAT THE ********!?!?!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:45 pm
What was dumb was me sitting in class in awe at what my teacher was saying about them.
"...Neo-Nazis? What's their favorite group, Ram-STEEN?" (Along those lines, I can't remember exactly...)
I shoulda said something, darnit... too quiet.... gonk
I'm bound to actually say something dumb soon, though... just post my confession when the time comes... xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:35 am
xcorvusx " Yea they're being sued by some guy who ate another guys d**k."
"WHAT THE ******** class="clear"> rofl Haha, that was really funny. xD
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:44 am
Once I explained who they were.
"Some guys who sing in German and some of them is as old as my mum"(and I recently found out that Olli is a year older than my Science teacher eek )
And once, when me and my sister didn't know what Zwitter meant, I was watching my little sister talk on MSN. She had our older sister as a contct and my older sister had "Zwitter" as her display name. Me and my little sister translated it on a site thing and it said "hermaphrodite" so we were just laughing then my older sister found out what it meant.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:17 pm
That would be this:
Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry?
Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers.
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Oops?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:20 am
MoonTree That would be this: Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry? Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers. .... Oops? My friend gave up Rammstein for a while when he found that out.
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:09 pm
n00b: What's a Sonne?
Me: German/English word for Sun
n00b: Ok. What's a Rosenrot.
Me: Red rose. It's two words in English.
n00b: What's an Engel
Me: an Angel.
n00b: Thier lyrics aren't so bad. Hey, what's that word?
Me: Zwitter.
n00b: What's that mean
Me: Hermaphrodite.
n00b: O_o;
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:23 pm
analog_warrior MoonTree That would be this: Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry? Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers. .... Oops? My friend gave up Rammstein for a while when he found that out. After finding a site for their lyrics, my friend decided to live in blissful ignorance of what the rest of their songs mean. Is it bad that I still love that song?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:26 pm
MoonTree That would be this: Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry? Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers. .... Oops? "Nazi rallying cry"...? Holy crap, that's gotta be one of the worst misconceptions I've heard in, like, ever. xD;
Mind, the truth is... well...
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:00 pm
MoonTree analog_warrior MoonTree That would be this: Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry? Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers. .... Oops? My friend gave up Rammstein for a while when he found that out. After finding a site for their lyrics, my friend decided to live in blissful ignorance of what the rest of their songs mean. Is it bad that I still love that song? I wondered the same thing too when I found out what it meant. Then I watched the concert clip from Phillips-Halle where they performed Spiel Mit Mir live and Till came up out a flaming drum and I realized...it's not so bad to still like it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:48 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:12 am
MoonTree analog_warrior MoonTree That would be this: Dumb-as-s**t: Isn't Spiel Mit Mir, like, a nazi rallying cry? Me: No, it's okay-- it's about incest between brothers. .... Oops? My friend gave up Rammstein for a while when he found that out. After finding a site for their lyrics, my friend decided to live in blissful ignorance of what the rest of their songs mean. Is it bad that I still love that song? lol, i learned what most of them ment and am okay with it. if you cant be comfortable with uncomfortable material, your just as narrow minded as the rest of em. and my most awkward explanation ( i dont do many, let me friend try) was Person: So what is Rammstein? Isnt it like death metal? ME: No. Person: So what is it then. Me: well its like... uh.... Person: well? Me: its like math, your not supposed to understand, just accept it is what it is. Person: what? Me: oh look the bell just rung. *poof*
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:48 pm
Herr Till Lindemann What is the dumbest or most embarrassing explanation you have ever given about Rammstein to anyone?
I remember two of mine....
"Oh yeah, I like Rammstein. I'm addicted to kokain right now." <-Noticed ten minutes later what I said. Completely morbid, when I found out.
When my mom asked me if they did anything perverted on stage:
"Erm... yeah they do. It's with a d***o and it squirts, but it's not bad! Flake tapes his butt shut so no penetration or anything and Paul only took a drink from it once, probably because he got it in his eyes but-" *All the while, Mom staring at me like I'm nuts* "-...erm... I'll shut up now." lol I can't believe you said that!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:00 am
So I bought Sehnsucht while out with my grandma and cousin. (No, my grandma did not see the cover of it)
Grandma: Get your cd? What is it?
Me: Rammstein.
Grandma: What? Ram-steen? Ram...mm..
Me: It's German, don't hurt yourself.
Grandma: Oh, do they play polka?
Me: ...Excuse me, what?
Grandma: Don't Germans play polka music? I didn't know you liked polka.
Me: I don't.
Grandma: Then why do you have a German polka cd?
Me: Rammstein isn't...oh, whatever.
Grandma: Let's listen to it!
Me: gonk
But then my cousins started whining so we didn't listen to it. My grandma still believes they are a polka band to this day.
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