Walk behind him all the time and poke him with a stick
Dress up like Al then talk in a high voice around him
When he asks"Al, wut the H*l r u doing?" say"puberty"
Whenever he swears slap him and stuff soap in his mouth
kill Winry
slice Winry's head off
beat Winry with a stick(I hate Winry)
set him up on a blind date with Roy
ask him if Hawkeye is his mom
laugh at him whenever he talks about his mom
tell him his mom came back to life
sever your own arm and give it to him(do not try this at home)
sever your leg and give it to him(once again do not try this at home)
sever a squirells leg and give it to him saying its the right size(do no-- wait, yes try this at home)
put his hair into pigtails at the top of his head
tell him he runs funny
ask him "Does this outfit make my butt look big? Cuz yours sure does!" then laugh hysterically
make kissy noises whenever he's around Winry(grrr, must, kill, WINRY)
smash Al into little peices and then frame it on Armstrong
steal his shoes
steal his red jacket
take his boxers while he's taking a shower
and now for a classic, call him short
slap him for no reason at all
while he's asleep start unscrewing his automail
put him inside of Al
when he's in a fight glomp him and squeeze him really tight
tell him your a homunculus and then when he tries to kill you cry for your mommy
pull his hair whenever he tries to walk
force feed him milk
get him drunk then make him marry Roy/a cow
dye his hair purple
dye all his clothes pink
buy him shoes that are way to big
put him in a clown suit then parade him around as 'the midget clown boy'
take him to a midget convetion
put him on a leash and tie him to a tree
take his automail leg then run away
kick him where it hurts then make fun of his high squeaky voice
spray him with water in public places then watch him blow a fuse
bite him
cut off his braid
ask him where he got the golden contacts
make out with him right infront of all
call him "Fluffy"
paint his nail, automail included
dump him in a pool of milk
turn him into an ant chimera(weord idea O__o)
tell him Al died then throw a party
kick him off a cliff into an ocean
jst plain creep him out by dressing like him, talking like him, acting like him, ect.
shave his head except for one little hair in the front and tell him he looks just like Armstrong then throw pink confetti all around him
by ChainedDarkness
Dress up like Al then talk in a high voice around him
When he asks"Al, wut the H*l r u doing?" say"puberty"
Whenever he swears slap him and stuff soap in his mouth
kill Winry
slice Winry's head off
beat Winry with a stick(I hate Winry)
set him up on a blind date with Roy
ask him if Hawkeye is his mom
laugh at him whenever he talks about his mom
tell him his mom came back to life
sever your own arm and give it to him(do not try this at home)
sever your leg and give it to him(once again do not try this at home)
sever a squirells leg and give it to him saying its the right size(do no-- wait, yes try this at home)
put his hair into pigtails at the top of his head
tell him he runs funny
ask him "Does this outfit make my butt look big? Cuz yours sure does!" then laugh hysterically
make kissy noises whenever he's around Winry(grrr, must, kill, WINRY)
smash Al into little peices and then frame it on Armstrong
steal his shoes
steal his red jacket
take his boxers while he's taking a shower
and now for a classic, call him short
slap him for no reason at all
while he's asleep start unscrewing his automail
put him inside of Al
when he's in a fight glomp him and squeeze him really tight
tell him your a homunculus and then when he tries to kill you cry for your mommy
pull his hair whenever he tries to walk
force feed him milk
get him drunk then make him marry Roy/a cow
dye his hair purple
dye all his clothes pink
buy him shoes that are way to big
put him in a clown suit then parade him around as 'the midget clown boy'
take him to a midget convetion
put him on a leash and tie him to a tree
take his automail leg then run away
kick him where it hurts then make fun of his high squeaky voice
spray him with water in public places then watch him blow a fuse
bite him
cut off his braid
ask him where he got the golden contacts
make out with him right infront of all
call him "Fluffy"
paint his nail, automail included
dump him in a pool of milk
turn him into an ant chimera(weord idea O__o)
tell him Al died then throw a party
kick him off a cliff into an ocean
jst plain creep him out by dressing like him, talking like him, acting like him, ect.
shave his head except for one little hair in the front and tell him he looks just like Armstrong then throw pink confetti all around him
by ChainedDarkness
