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 Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:16 pm
"Once upon a time, there was a baby seal named Stu. He liked to play on the ice and juggle fishes."
Continue the story. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:21 pm
On day, Stu's parents told Stu that they had to move away -- there was an oil spill, and they didn't want their baby to get sick.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:05 pm
So, he sadly slipped into the water and moved away to live on a nice, big, beautiful iceburg of his own. But, he was still lonely.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:28 am
Until one day a school of dolphins swam by the iceburg in search for food.
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:31 am
Unbeknownst to him (but beknownst to us), these dolphins were part of HEA--Human Eaters Annonymous. Thankfully they had all found the secret 13th step and were too woozy on NyQuill to bother him.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:07 am
So Stu watched sadly as said pod of dolphins swam away. Then a thought struck him and instead of remaining on the iceberg alone he decided to follow the dolphins.
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[- Troubled Child -] Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:00 pm
Stu tried to keep up with the dolphins, but alas, they were too fast. Instead he met a Flounder named, Frankie.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:38 am
But Frankie was really a penguin in disguise who had longed to be a Flounder all his life.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:16 am
and in following Frankie's advice, they accidently swam too close to a Russian Trawler.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:37 am
then all the sudden, stu was blasted off into outerspace by space-police, for you see, stu was no ordinary baby seal, he was DEOMORPHEOUS THE REGURGITATOR, famous outlawed pirate of eastern quadrant 14!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:27 pm
But the space police crusier was intercepted by vicious mercenaries, desperate for stu, the DEOMORPHEOUS THE REGURGITATOR, and the bounty on his head!
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:57 am
Unfortunately for our hero, he was allergic to space dust. The space police chased them through a cloud of the fell substance, and stu's radioactive sneeze sent them sprawling into a black hole a couple galaxies away.
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:15 am
But then Stu realized that Shiny Man just imploded.
SO STU SMASH SHINY MAN.
And he left the building and imploded it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:38 pm
And so, Stu was left floating around in space.
*floatfloat, floatfloat...*
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:02 am
STU became cryogenically frozen at the cold temperatures of space, and continued to float around for another 500 years...
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