I'm sure some of you have done this before, but it can have amusing results.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Counting- Korn

Waking Up:
About to Crash- Dream Theater

First Day At School:
Drink to Better Days- Mutiny

Falling In Love:
Save Yourself- Stabbing Westward ( crying )

Fight Song:
Slit Your Own Throat- The Used (ineffective strategy)

Breaking Up:
Valkyrie Missile- Angels and Airwaves

Prom night:
You've Got Another Thing Coming- Judas Priest

Life:
Sick of it All- Finger Eleven (well thats not depressing)

Mental Breakdown:
Carne Beat- Invader Zim OST

Driving:
(in touch with) Your Feminine Side- Alice Cooper (no friggin comment)

Flashback:
Whoring Streets- Scars on Broadway (see above noncomment)

Getting back together:
Supernothing- Streetlight Manifesto

Wedding:
Time of Dying- Three Days Grace (what is it with the depressing randomnosity?)

Birth of Child:
Sound the Alarms- We are the Arsenal

Final Battle:
Mute City/F-Zero- Powerglove

Funeral Song:
Happy Cookie Beast- Invader Zim OST

Final Credits:
Playing with Fire- Emery