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What you are not allowed to do in the TARDIS

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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:14 pm

1. Don't eat the TARDIS.
2. Don't critisize the Sixth Doctor's attire. He will try to murder you. Literally.
3. Do not go into the Doctor's Scarf closet. You will get taggled up, and stuck, and it will annoy the Doctor.
4. Do not open up any canisters lying around that say "Nitro9".
5.Don't tell the Doctor that reversing the neutron flow won't work. It will.
6. Do not make little holes on the TARDIS's Console.

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:17 pm

A Frozen Feather

2. Don't critisize the Sixth Doctor's attire. He will try to murder you. Literally.

If it gets him on top of me...

>.>

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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:53 am

7. Don't tell Jack that the Doctor keeps sneaking glances at him.
*because he's not
8. Don't tell Jack anyone's been looking at him.
*even though that could end up being extremely amusing
9. Don't ask the Doctor where the flux capacitor is.
*nor what happens when the TARDIS hits 88mph
10. Don't replace the Doctor's sonic with an electric toothbrush.
11. Do not press any buttons, even though the lights are very pretty.
12. Don't explore the TARDIS without first telling the Doctor what you're doing. You will get lost.

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:41 pm

RoseTyler05

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2. Don't critisize the Sixth Doctor's attire. He will try to murder you. Literally.

If it gets him on top of me...

>.>

Heheh. I hadn't noticed this before. It's very understandable response. Though I don't think poor Peri felt the same way. = )

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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:01 pm

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9. Don't ask the Doctor where the flux capacitor is.
*nor what happens when the TARDIS hits 88mph

rofl

13.Don't tell the Doctor that he isn't following the manual or that he's driving the TARDIS wrong...even if you're right, because he doesn't like to be wrong.
14.Don't tell the Doctor the TARDIS isn't supposed to make that sound. He likes that sound, it's a brilliant sound.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:46 pm

15. Yell the word looms just because I want to.

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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:50 pm

11111111. Under no circumstances must the Doctor regenerate after being filled with radiation energy inside of the TARDIS.

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:37 pm

17. Don't let the Master in the TARDIS

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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:01 pm

18. Don't bring a pear in the TARDIS.
*And especially don't eat it in front of the Doctor.

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:34 pm

19. Don't let K9 make a mess on the floor.
20. Don't bring in random aliens from outside.

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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:02 pm

21. Don't bring chickens on board the TARDIS. The Timey-Wimey detector also makes eggs at 50 paces. And chickens are messy when they explode.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:53 am

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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:59 pm

22. Don't question the Doctor's sense of style. If he thinks bowties or fezzes are cool, let him. Your opinion won't stop him.
23. Don't ask the Doctor about the TARDIS manual. He threw it in a supernova a while ago.