Where would we be in life without a little potty talk now and then? Here are just some fun phrases I thought you all might enjoy, and feel free to post in this forum and give some of them a try, lol.

Pee (Shoben)

I am experiencing an urge to make urine
Nyoi ga sashite mairimashita

I am a pathetic bed wetter
watashi wa sho mo nai onesho desu
(remember, the u is silent in "desu")

Lets pee together!
tsureshon shiyo ze

I peed all over my hands
te ni shoben o kakechatta

Poopie (Kuso)

I need to poop
unko shitai

Don't forgey to wipe!
fuku no o wasurezu ni na

Dude, you smell like crap!
Omae unchi kuse na