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Why do you NOT read comics?
  The seemingly long canons that stretch back to almost 30-60 years frighten and/or confuse me!
  Superheroes are stupid and/or do not appeal to me in general.
  I only read Japanese comics
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kenshiro28

PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:11 pm


I'm bored and I do not think taking up space in the Conference Call thread to ramble on about comics is the best way to go so...

Yeah.

I guess I'll ramble here. Alone. In the dark ninja

Feel free to join in and/or ask questions.

Oh, and I guess I'll address the poll a bit

Long Canons
Honestly, that's true of almost any sort of entertainment franchise type-thing. Casino Royale, this past season of Doctor Who, and, hell, Metal Gear Solid 1 actually follow older installments but in a way that makes it easy to jump-in or gets you quickly caught up in someway or another. Comics do the same thing but, sadly, due to a series of really shitty shitty business decisions throughout the 80's and 90's (and some nowadays), comics have a tough time advertising outside of it's already seemingly niche audience, having to rely instead on movies, cartoons, and word-of-mouth for advertising, and even then, they don't really tell you where to start (outside of word-of-mouth anyways).

Don't Care For Superheroes
That's fine. Outside this thread, Walking Dead and Hack/Slash have already been mentioned (horror comics), and there's actually quite a large number of comics out there that have nothing to do with superheroes that are pretty bossome. Action/crime/dramas like Garth Ennis' Punisher, horror comedies like The Goon, or, hell, Persepolis, an autobiography about an Iranian girl's life surrounding the Islamic Revolution. Point is, there's something out there for you.

Oh, right, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. That's one folks might have heard of. See? I'm hip. I'm with it.

I only read Japanese comics
That's alright...I guess? I dunno, I read everything anyways. I don't see why I can't enjoy some Blame! or Yotsuba&! or something alongside, I dunno, Superman.

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You're posting on Gaia, your argument is invalid. Also, c'mon, it's a horror guild. You're already a bit of a geek by default.

Oh, and whatever you do, don't read Wanted. Mark Millar is pretty juvenile and his movies (Kick-a** being the newest) are usually changed enough for a reason. Unless you think parodies of Clayface and Bizarro being named Shithead and ******** are hilarious in which case...go to town confused
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:51 am


Fuc*ing nerd. LOL.

~

I've always been interested about The Goon, but not enough so to do a 5 second quick Wik check on it. Can you tell me more about it, Dr. Kennings?

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kenshiro28

PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:43 am


The Goon is a horror comedy series about this big ol' kneebreaker called, uh, "The Goon" and his rather loud-mouthed partner in crime, Frankie. It's got a 20-ish prohibition-era kind of setting with tommy guns and the like where the Goon "protects" his town from the Voodoo Priest and his army of zombies and...just whatever other weird crap that wanders into his town. And by "protects" I mean if you don't pay him protection money, he'll probably shove your head up your own a**.

Such highlights include: Frankie punching out a psychic seal talking s**t about his mother, a weird demon-looking monster thing that screams in broken Spanish, Gregory Peck trying to shoot a giant transvestite, and the Goon trying to beat up a giant spider because he owes Goon 3 bucks.

It does actually get rather serious and dark sometimes and actually had a rather big story-arc recently that had almost no comedy. That said, I highly recommend it, though it can get quite gruesome sometimes.

Also, there's a graphic novel called "The Goon: Chinatown" that's actually really really awesome but I wouldn't recommend reading it until right before issue 20 of the regular comic.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:55 pm


So I bashed on Spawn a bit in the other thread.

I feel like expanding on this a tiny bit.

Short answer:

Spawn is to comic books in the 90's

as

Limp Bizkit is to rock in the 90's

Longer answer:
Comics have had a history of getting actual thought-provoking stories with adult, serious, and sometimes violent themes since probably about the 70's or so (most likely earlier but the ball was definitely rolling by then). In the 80's, however, three books shook up comics and essentially changed everything forever: Alan Moore's Watchmen, Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, and Art Spielgelman's Maus. These three "graphic novels" (whatev) were dark, serious, and highly acclaimed. Watchmen is even listed in Time Magezine's "All Time 100 Greatest Novels". Comics can be literature now! Oh hey, here's a bunch of older comics that also qualify! Oh my! Maybe this can be a legitimate medium! Maybe even art!

However...some folks saw the "darker" aspects of these books and those that followed and capitalized by...putting in more blood, violence, gratuitous cleavage, and grimacing grimmy grim anti-heroes. This came to a peak during the 90's, where Wolverine, Punisher, and Ghost Rider were crossing over with as many comics as they could and Cable, the mutant hero who's mutant powers were apparently having f*ck-huge awful muscle-ly proportions, big-guns, pouches and belts everywhere, and the inability to make a facial expression that wasn't...well, this mad

And out of this came....Spawn. A black patriotic military wetworks assassin who dies on a mission at the hands of his partner, waking up in hell, and promising to lead hell's army in exchange for being able to see his wife again, and sent back to Earth without his memories as a "Hellspawn". That actually sounds pretty interesting!

No, wait, it's just him being grim, dark, and violent. Oh look, he's using big-a** guns to blow the f*ck out of a big ol' cyborg. Oh, hey, angels are big-tittied cackling demon hunters. Ooh, he said a bad word.

And it totally took itself seriously while doing most of this.

And everyone ate it up.

And then the comics industry went belly up in the mid-90's.

I'm not saying that Spawn killed comics. There are in fact a whole buttload of factors that you can read about all over the internet such as trying to pass off regular comics as collector items (thus, all those comics you'll see at a used book store that are pretty worthless)

But Spawn sure as hell didn't help.

Aw s**t, I just realized how much of this kind of reminds me of video games....

kenshiro28


kenshiro28

PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:07 am


So one of those issues with comics is knowing where to start.

So I felt like talking about DC a bit and how to get into the...general DC Universe without feeling overwhelmed.

If you're curious about all-around DC Universe stuff, Green Arrow vol. 1 and 2 by Kevin Smith are a good start. Green Arrow, before these volumes came out, was dead. Suddenly he's back and he's lost a nice chunk of his memory, about as far back as the 80's or 70's or so, and has no idea what the hell is going on now in this crazy world of 2001! (teehee). This makes for a great vehicle to slowly reveal a nice chunk of the rest of the DC Universe while also giving us a pretty cool couple of stories where Arrow tries to reintegrate himself into DC universe proper while also giving a quick lowdown on a couple other heroes and groups out there. I recommend you stop at vol. 2 however as...well, some other writers take over and things go south, writing wise...

Green Lantern: Rebirth and Green Lantern Corp: Recharge are also a couple of good ones to look into. They mostly focus on Green Lantern and...uh, the Corp, obviously. They're a pretty important part of DC history, however, and Hal Jordan (the Green Lantern of the 60's-VERY early 90's) story in particular was part of some pretty big events that are explained in-detail in Rebirth.

If you don't care THAT much about the history, I'd highly, HIGHLY, recommend The Brave and the Bold.

http://www.comicvine.com/the-brave-and-the-bold/49-18207/

It's mostly made up of stand-alone stories with various heroes teaming up with other heroes in relatively simple settings and stories. No big huge arcs spread across a jillion issues (not that there's that many) and a nice chunk of these are pretty fun. It's hard to hate Superman teaming up with Catwoman or Hawkman and Nightwing, or Supergirl and Lobo.

Batman: Brave and the Bold isn't bad for this either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxAB0LZDhVU

Pretty goofy, but fun. Also, hey, a Neil Patrick Harris musical episode!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:01 am


kenshiro28
Gregory Peck trying to shoot a giant transvestite, and the Goon trying to beat up a giant spider because he owes Goon 3 bucks.


This sounds exactly like the type of absurdist humor I prefer. Ok, I'll give it a for reals check...Umm, where should I start with this one, Sir Kenneth of Dukesearlshire?

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kenshiro28

PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:24 am


Fortunately, there are trades collections out there. Normally I'd suggest you check out your local comic book store as they could always use the support nowadays, but since so many of them have been closed down since the 90's, and since a nice chunk of them are still (unfortunately) run by elitist assholes, sites like Amazon can be quite useful.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=The+Goon&x=0&y=0

Oh, totally forgot about the movie trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axeIVXrCbU

So goooooood
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:18 am


Felt like making some new recommendations. Less DC/Marvel crap, more...whatever...stuff for folks that usually read manga I guess.

If you dig Clint Eastwood's cowboy flicks (especially the Man With No Name trilogy) along with maybe some bleaker westerns, (and maybe Japanese comics like Lone Wolf and Cub and Samurai Executioner) I'd highly recommend Jonah Hex. Forget about that really really silly movie that no one watched (or the fact that it's a DC comic). Despite it being part of what most would consider a dead genre, it's a really strong, sometimes bleak, series about the deformed bounty hunter and former Confederate soldier and all-round means son-of-a-b***h Jonah Hex as he travels the wild west, running down and killing the worst the west have to offer. I haven't read much of it myself but it's "episodic" nature means you can usually jump in at almost any volume/story.

If you dig shonen comics like Dragonball, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, etc, I'd like to recommend Invincible from Image comics and Ultimate Spider-Man from Marvel. Both are one continuous story with various arcs and big-bads, handled by one writer their entire runs thus far, and, most importantly, are self-contained worlds (though Ultimate Spider-Man will occasionally feature other Ultimate versions of different heroes).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/kenshiro28/Comics/115_ultimate_comics_spider_man_7.jpg
Ultimate Spider-Man is a retelling/reboot of Spider-Man with his origins set in the early 2000's with more modern interpretations of various villains and characters so you don't need to know a damn thing about the old comics. It's also funny as hell. It's also a bit more realistic with it's character depictions. The Green Goblin is straight-up sociopathic, with the Ultimate version filled with voices in his head, Harry, his son, absolutely damaged goods, Kingpin, a crimeboss who has no time for this super hero crap, Electro, nothing but a super-powered thug-for-hire, and so on and so forth. I'd at least recommend reading the first volume at a bookstore if you have the time or inclination.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/kenshiro28/Comics/Invincible8.jpg
Invincible is another hero book, this time from the creator and writer of The Walking Dead. It starts out relatively vanilla: Mark is the son of a uper powered alien named Omni-Man, a Superman analogue and one of the world's greatest heroes. Suddenly, Mark's own powers start manifesting and he decides to follow his father's footsteps, fighting villains, meeting and befriending local teenage heroes, etc. Just another, if well-written super hero book.

Then a bunch of the world's heroes are brutally murdered and a huge twist is introduced (spoilers)his father was actually sent to Earth to scout it, wipe out it's strongest warriors, and prime it for alien conquest (end spoilers). Kirkman continuously ups the ante as the series goes on (of course) while throwing an occasional humor bone here and there. There's a bunch of spin-offs too but they're completely optional and arn't really required to enjoy Invincible. Enjoy the absolutely awesome supporting cast and brutal villains. Good stuff.

kenshiro28

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