The Crab Cocoon's Problem Center

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

Please take a seat, or lie down. This is a room to talk about your problems, or
feelings. We have Many therapists waiting at your comand. Don't forget that
these little talks will be posted on the internet, and that if you want I can erase
the messages to keep them private. Remember that this is a smoke free resort
and that we do offer rehab sesions for those who are adicted.  

[XxWalkTheDeadxX]

I DON'T NEED THAT STRAIGHT JACKET!!!!!! I DON'T BELONG HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Hey look a cookie  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

Miss Walk the Dead, Please calm down. Would you like a cookie, I will give you one if you calm down and lie down.  

[XxWalkTheDeadxX]

*starts cursing Hermit off in Russian* AND THAT IS WHY YOU NEVER BUY ME A PINK CUPCAKE!!!!!!!! GOT IT!??!!?!?! NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I ENSLAVE THE ZOMBIES TO EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!-Little bunny foo foo  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

Say hello to little bunny foo foo. He would appreciate it if you left. *little bunny foo foo chases Miss Walk The Dead with a huge hammer*. Wait a minute who gave that bunny my hammer! *Chases little bunny foo foo*  

[XxWalkTheDeadxX]

*Little bunny foo foo is gagged up and the hammer is broken while I hold up a giant machine gun* Now it's business!  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

*Calls Security* Umm Miss Walk The Dead our session is now over. * the security guards take Miss Walk The Dead and throws her in the pool* Good Day.  

[greyknight67]

cold.........emotion..........pain................... it's so quiet, yet so cold.  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

Excuse Me Mr. Grey, do you have have any problems you would like to talk about lately?  

[greyknight67]

why yes i do the vocies wont shut up i dont think i should have found the book  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

Lets begin with a simple 2 questions. 1) What are the voices saying, 2) What Book?  

[greyknight67]

awnser1)read the book read the book read the book,awnser2) necronomicon ex mortis rughly translated the book of the dead  

[OswaldTheLuckyRabbit1927]

This is a very abnormal case, but if I were you I would not read the book. The best solution is to just burn the book and live on with your life. And on that note I must end todays sesion. Have a great day!  

[greyknight67]

hmmm sounds reasonable nah ill just go stash it with the other rare artifactes i got ill burn it later