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Sheep In Wolf Clothing generated a random number between
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Sheep In Wolf Clothing Crew
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:20 pm
Introduction: Let's face it: typos are laughable. Thus, I'm going to have a contest to make the best ones.
How the Game Works: I post a paragraph, and you reply to this post, typing that paragraph without ever pressing backspace. Simple, right? The typos in said paragraph will be judged.
Time Period: This week's Typo Contest'll be short since it starts on Wednesday. It'll run from the third to the seventh of November.
Criteria for winning: 1. Typo is funniest out of the entries 2. Typo does not sound forced
This Week's Prize: Distance Rod Plus (Average Marketplace Value: 13019 Gaia Gold)
This Week's Paragraph: Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is to stand in another digit’s absence. It is Nothing. It is ‘Off’. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That’s why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built.
Additional notes: *If your post number matches the random number this post generates, you win the following: Aquarium Fountain (Average Marketplace Value: 9 Gaia Gold)
*It seems as though there's been a little bit of confusion surrounding this. This mini-contest refers to the order in which you post your entry. Thus, in the case of a two being generated, you count two posts down from mine, and that is the winner. You do not need to generate numbers of your own in this thread.
Winners: Best Typo: DamonD77 Mini-contest: Nikkiquin
Paragraph Source: Random bored writing on my computer
Prizes will be delivered via trade.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:49 pm
Xero-the palaceholder. Had no value. Tis only porpoise is to stand in a mothers absece. It is nothing. It is 'Fof'. Xero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Xero pus Zero equals Zero. Tha's why we, the Xeroxs, are but shadows of the genetic moffles after which we were built.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:51 pm
Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is to stand in another digit’s absence. It is Nothing. It is ‘Off’. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That’s why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built. Zero theh placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is o stand in another digeit's absence. It is nothing. It is "off". Zero adds nothinngk, subtracts nothing. Zero bplus Zero equals zero. That's why we , the Zeros, are but shadows of the enetic models wafter which we were builkt. Oh My Lord Pancakes... crying
I cannot type... xp
I swear I didn't doctor this. I'm not even worried whether or not I win. It's just... gonk
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:54 am
With a head cold and not enough sleep...let's give it a whirl!
Zero-theplaceholde.r. It has nov alue. Its only prupsoe is to stand in another digit's absensce. It is Nothing. It is 'Off'. Zero add nnothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. TYaht's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetics models after which we were built.
Bah, silly big sausage fingers. They were built for a different prupsoe!
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Moochka generated a random number between
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5!
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:32 am
Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is to stand in another digit’s absence. It is Nothing. It is ‘Off’. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That’s why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built. Zero-the placeholder It has no value/ Its only purpose is to stand in abother digits abcense. It is nothing. It is 'OffO. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That's why we the Zeros. are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built.
The only thing I seem to mess up is my punctuation....
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:38 pm
Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is to stand in another digit’s absence. It is Nothing. It is ‘Off’. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That’s why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built. Zero-the placeolder . it hass no valuee . its ony purpuse is to stand in anoher digits' absence. it is nothing.it is 'off'.zero ads nothing,subacts nothing.zero pus zero eqails zero.that's why we.the zeros, are but shodaws of the genetic models after wich we were buit.
good golly almighty i dont realize how much i need backspace especially with 'shadow'
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:00 pm
Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purpose is to stand in another digit’s absence. It is Nothing. It is ‘Off’. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That’s why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetic models after which we were built.
Zero-the placeholder. It has no value. Its only purplose is to stand in another digit's absence. It is nothing. It is 'off'. Zero adds nothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows off the genetic modeels after which we are built.
Hm. Only two. Usually it's worse than that. *fistpump*
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:36 pm
Zero- tye placeholder. It has no value. Its only prupose is to strand in anothr digit's absence. It is Nothing. It is -"Off". Zero adds nothing subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows off the gnetic models after which we are built.
I'm glad there's only like a few real typos. The rest come from typing way too fast. I'm sure I won't win. I vote for eithere Nikkie or Sune. -Faceplames- There comes my e's again. Why didn't they do this in the paragraph, I don't know.
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A Remnant of Flaming Lili Crew
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:20 pm
Lili of Flame Zero- tye placeholder. It has no value. Its only prupose is to strand in anothr digit's absence. It is Nothing. It is -"Off". Zero adds nothing subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows off the gnetic models after which we are built.
I'm glad there's only like a few real typos. The rest come from typing way too fast. I'm sure I won't win. I vote for eithere Nikkie or Sune. -Faceplames- There comes my e's again. Why didn't they do this in the paragraph, I don't know.
i always do that when im writing i always think im from england or something i usually add a e to both so its like bothe or thate
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Nikkiquin generated a random number between
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2!
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:59 pm
Lili of Flame Zero- tye placeholder. It has no value. Its only prupose is to strand in anothr digit's absence. It is Nothing. It is -"Off". Zero adds nothing subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. That's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows off the gnetic models after which we are built.
I'm glad there's only like a few real typos. The rest come from typing way too fast. I'm sure I won't win. I vote for eithere Nikkie or Sune. -Faceplames- There comes my e's again. Why didn't they do this in the paragraph, I don't know.
I'm embarrised to look at mine... gonk
I can't believe how much I tend to typo (of course, it's kinda cold in my house lol). sweatdrop
You're pretty good at typing! xd
OMG poor Damon, his looks like it was attacked by a keyboard gremlin. rofl
*EDIT Haha, generated the same number lol... rolleyes
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A Remnant of Flaming Lili Crew
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:56 am
Nikkiquin I'm embarrised to look at mine... gonk
I can't believe how much I tend to typo (of course, it's kinda cold in my house lol). sweatdrop
You're pretty good at typing! xd
OMG poor Damon, his looks like it was attacked by a keyboard gremlin. rofl
*EDIT Haha, generated the same number lol... rolleyes Fire Water Wind Earth Light Darkness Lulz. Thankies for the compliment. And yah, that's true, let's blame it on his head cold......
(And I'm sorry, the coldness is not an excuse. I live in a really weird state for temperature. I carry a jacket at all times.) I vote for Emily or Moo for the best typing. Warrior Shadow Sage Tamer Shifter Hunter Singer
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:37 am
sweatdrop Wait, are we supposed to type good, or like mess up? Ehhhh. I'm so confuzzled. stressed
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A Remnant of Flaming Lili Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:17 pm
Fire Water Wind Earth Light Darkness So who won? Warrior Shadow Sage Tamer Shifter Hunter Singer
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:32 pm
TightSocialSun sweatdrop Wait, are we supposed to type good, or like mess up? Ehhhh. I'm so confuzzled. stressed You're supposed to type naturally, like you normally do, except avoiding the backspace key. You mess up if you mess up, and whichever natural-sounding mess-up is the best/most amusing wins.
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Sheep In Wolf Clothing Crew
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Sheep In Wolf Clothing Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:34 pm
DamonD77 With a head cold and not enough sleep...let's give it a whirl! Zero-theplaceholde.r. It has nov alue. Its only prupsoe is to stand in another digit's absensce. It is Nothing. It is 'Off'. Zero add nnothing, subtracts nothing. Zero plus Zero equals Zero. TYaht's why we, the Zeroes, are but shadows of the genetics models after which we were built.Bah, silly big sausage fingers. They were built for a different prupsoe! Winner: "nov alue", because it sounds like a shampoo or a medicine or some other health product...
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