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 Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:06 pm
Journal Entry Ein: Saturday, 11/6/2010
I've been a Gaian for a few weeks now... Free RuneScape is almost my expertise. I have almost finished my search for the perfect laptop for a game designer, and am in sight of my goal... The many long years of my inherited Dutch cheapness has indeed been engraved into my soul, and my own heart is resisting expenses. Unfortunately, my family and friends are neither hindering nor helping. I hope to seek help from a family friend called Daniel, who is called the "Tech Saavy Saradomin" as they say.
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:41 am
Journal Entry Zwei: Sunday, 11/7/2010
My search for Daniel, the “Tech Saavy Saradomin,” was suspiciously easy. Today, he attended the same church as me, Guthix’s Hope Transformed Chapel. I had seen him there before, but people have been overheard to say that he has nightshifts at a local human clinic. Perhaps he has an affinity for the night… I spoke to the legend, “Sup, Danzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “Hey, Billzzzzzzz! So have you chosen a laptop yet?” “H-How did you know? WHO LEAKED??” “Whoa, Billz! No one TOLD me, I’m psychic, and I knew as soon as you walked in today.” This man obviously had the power to help me achieve perfection. I shall take him to an electronics store soon.
My journey will continue soon...
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:12 pm
Journal Entry Drei: Monday, 11/8/2010
After a tormentous day of a payless job for a marketing madman, I fled to meet Daniel at MinicroHub, one of the few electronic markets around. He led me to a Toshiba, and told me the specifics of it. “But… I don’t want this computer. Look at it! Clunky, slow, and it is rumored to fail!” Dan sneered slyly, “Ahah… but did you know it has unlimited Gigahertz and Memory?” “Pfft… Impossible.” Daniel slipped out a paper from his jacket, “Not with this. A simple contract, stating that as long as you work for me, you have all the access you’ll ever need.” After minutes of deep thought, I took out my pen… A man rushed in to the store, knocking my pen out of my hand! “Billz! Don’t sign that paper! This man is a fraud! I’m the real Daniel! That is my evil twin brother Dave, spawn of Super-Satan and Jackie.” Daniel/Dave with the paper gave a scowl and course growl at us and put his paper away before he disappears in a poof of smoke. “Whew… I’m sorry about Dave, Billz. He can be very greedy. Let me show you the real deal you need…”
My journey will end soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:41 pm
Journal Entry Fier: Tuesday, 11/9/2010
With the help of the real Daniel, Tech Saavy Saradomin, I achieved my goal in the quest for perfection. I took my laptop home, paid Daniel in bottlecaps (he said he needed the codes) and went about my day… Today is a new one, and I get to relax. But wait! I can’t find my cellular telephone! I search all throughout my home, lifting every cushion, riffling through every pile of papers, but alas, it cannot be seen. Over the next 24 hours, no one will be able to contact me, and I will be trapped in my home, unless I try an extreme method…
My new journey will begin soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Doctor Nitrus Brio Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:40 am
It's in your room! biggrin
Yeah, the extreme will make your mother proud! Clean and rearrange the interior of the house! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:59 pm
Journal Entry Feunf: Wednesday, 11/10/2010
Yesterday, I lost my communication device. Today I use another to find it. I got the idea from the television. Call from your home phone to hear your cell phone! Luckily, I already know the tune by heart, “Everybody’s goin to the party, have a real good time! Dancin in the desert, blowin up the sunshine!” Silence during the call, until, “Mmm-hullo?” “Molby??? OMG I’m so glad! Is the phone you answered a Nokia with no flip screen?” “Uh, yeah.” “Heh… yeah, that’s mine.” “Ha-ha-haaaa…… come ‘n get it…"
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:23 am
Journal Entry Sechs: Friday, 11/11/2010
For some reason, I have voice recognition technology. I spent hours tracing the call, and the backgrounds. Triangulation ended at the Aqueduct at midnight, and I heard chittering and screeches in the background. Molby must have gone through the Star Portal! Today I make my trek through the jungle straight from Barton, and enter the portal… I fend off the bugs for as long as I could (73 record so far!), and just couldn’t take it anymore, when suddenly, a bright light shines through all the tunnel entrances. I felt woozy, and knew I was going to faint. I had to prepare myself for the unexpected…
I woke up at Ian’s place. A man in a tall dark robe was in my face, and he asked me to work for him, because he would have something precious of mine… he knocks me out and brings me to Barton…
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:26 am
Journal Entry Seiben: Saturday, 11/12/2010
My tasks are pretty simple: Kill 20 Tiny Troubles for ten tattoos, drop 15 or so skeeters, etc. I do not want to work for him anymore, so I must find and defeat him. I remember some signs throughout the room of clues as to where I was. I find out he worked out of his home in the alleys of Durem. I snuck into his home through the same basement I was held in. I see a desk with piles of paper. There’s one folder by itself with the logo of the Twisted Ninja Pirates. This folder contained plans to smuggle Pumpkin Fluffs out of Gaia into a place called Gielnor. One of the Dark One’s goons finds me at the desk, so I escape through the window and used Coyote Spirit to run like hell! They kidnap my sister and disappear. On the way home, I get a call from “Unknown.” “You must keep working for me. I have someone precious of yours…” “Billz! It’s me, Jenny! They have me, Billz! Work for them, please!”
My new journey will begin soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:38 pm
Journal Entry Acht: Sunday, 11/13/2010
My latest escapade involves destroying as many PFs as I could on my way. During my free time, I joined, undercover, the TNP to find whoever the Dark One captured. I expect to uncover a plot bigger than me and Pumpkin Fluffs. Because I’m an initiate, all I have to do is collect the Fluffs for the capture branch. I am able to hijack a cart headed to the headquarters, and see a room with the Dark One inside. I get off the cart, and tackle into the room. First thing I see is my sister tied in a chair, and the Dark One with a rune dagger to her throat. “I knew you’d come, Billz. That is why I set this job up. You need me, as much as I need you.” “Jenny… I promise, I’ll get you out of this.” I trick the Dark One into moving away from her, and kick him in the face. I take his knife and stab him in the stomach. He reveals plans to me, because I freed him from a curse put upon him by something named Guthix. The TNP are trading the Pumpkin Fluffs to Gielnor for rum. Rum! Karom-ha rum?
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:45 pm
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
Journal Entry Neun: Monday, 11/14/2010
The Dark One’s confession led me to a portal into this Gielnor place, he says traveling east along the path will take me to a seaport, where the trade will take place. When I finish my trek, I find a real-life pirate out by the bar at Port Sarim. He checks crates filled with rum, and runs them through, and checks the boxes of Fluffs and runs them the other way. I sneak up behind him and draw my gun, gun, gun. He doesn’t know who I am, but knows I want to stop him. He reveals that he wants to make an extra-fluffy Pumpkin Pie to gain Pumpkin power over the land. After I tie him up and throw him under the dock, I lie in wait, both for the ships from Karom-ha, and for the rest of the Twisted Ninja Pirate caravans.
This is where Gaian/Scapian participation comes into the play! You choose which part of the plan our hero must have stopped first! Vote by replying with tnp or rum ships. The final entry will be revealed tomorrow!
My journey will continue soon... twisted ninja pirate
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:14 pm
BECAUSE NO ONE PUT THEIR 2 CENTS IN, I DECIDED TO GO WITH THE CHOICE I LIKED MORE!!!
Journal Entry Zehn: Monday, 11/15/2010
I have decided to stop Twisted Ninja Pirates from making the trade. I knocked down the cows (and took their hide) one by one, to tip over the caravans. At the last one, I saw a large dark figure with claws and talons where his feet and hands should be… I saw a large orange head. Is that who I think it is? Halloween Jack turns his evil face towards the piers and has a flare of passion in his black eyes. I step out an inch to get a better view of my wreckage, when I accidentally kick a pebble.
Jack had his eyes straight at me! I hid immediately behind the corner, hoping to death he missed me. “Hmm? Who goes there? You dare disturb my slumber before a trade? I shall send you to the darkest depths of Hell Prison!
I walk out and get my rings ready. I must defeat Jack to survive, find out his part in this, and did I mention... survive? I cast Coyote and Keen Eye on myself and Quicksand on him so I can charge. No avail! My main resort, Guns, guns, guns, guns has jammed after hundreds of rounds! I must depend on Slash and Shark Attack to do the dirty work, luckily my Fitness allows for many attacks in him before he strikes me down with a curse. He had turned me into the very thing I destroyed: a Pumpkin Fluff! I should have considered myself glad that my rings still worked for me.
Strangely though, I had never felt such power in that form… I felt that I could fight Jack forever! Was this the power that the Pirate of Port Sarim was after? I felt something new when I used my Guns again… I felt hot, but not unbearably hot. I had to focus this heat away so that I could concentrate. I used what small hands I had left to focus the heat, and it came out in a Bolt. It hit Jack in that smug face of his! This Fire Strike must be an effect of attendance within Gielnor for a time.
After a couple of effective Strikes and a few more ring attacks, Jack was finally defeated in one huge attack of Fire-runed Slashes! “You arrogant little b*****d! Now I can’t return to any land for a year! Guthix! Help me!!!”
An earthquake had started in our area… A strange creature had burrowed from underground! This giant worm/alien-like buglady started to cast a spell… to no avail. “I am sorry, Jack. But I have arrived too late the minute you had started this fight with a mortal. Besides, it was destined to keep balance of our worlds.” Jack had faded away, black petal by black petal, while this “Goothicks” creature had fallen as well. “Mortal… I must admit I don’t like the balance right now, for you see, Jack and I are connected.”
“How is that, giant alien worm lady? You both must be alive at the same time or you both die?” “In a sense. We pass on to the plane of forgotten gods, most of us. I am one of the lucky ones to have a home in this plane. Jack and I are of the same cell. He had split from me eons ago, and was formed as an embodiment of my evil, for I had too much evil in my balance. You could think of this as a relationship similar to that of Kami and Piccolo the Namekians.” “Whoever they are, I must ask why Jack had devised this complicated and just plain evil plan to trade Pumkin Fluffs for Karom-harum!”
“I must go now but I shall explain quickly… Jack is an alcoholic. With OCD for tormenting the innocent. And visiting tropical islands. And he deals with this through manifesting black magic.” The giant alien worm goddess had burrowed back into the underground, and I had left the battlefield, confused and dazed.
MY SISTER! I had forgotten about her amidst the confusion!
I had returned to the TNP Headquarters and went to the same room to find her. She was in a fetal position in the corner, untied and unsupervised. “Jen-nay? It’s me, Billz. I’ve come back to take you home!” She turned around, saw my face, and lit up like the sun.
We walked for a while until she was too tired, so I carried her… She looked up at me, smiled and said, “I can’t wait to do this again next year…”
My journey has ended… for now!... twisted ninja pirate
DUN-dun, DUN-DUN-Dun-duh-nanananana…..
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