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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:05 pm


Going to hold a contest. The contest is to write a random story that can be about anything but has to involve jack somehow whether its running into him or your main character being jack. I'll choose what ever one i thinks best and that person will win 10k, no copying other people please, i want them to be all original.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:41 pm


My story is that in our city there are four schools. east norht west and healand. Now in north al the kids there are like our enimies, west is dirt kids, and heland is.. Well Dunno, while east my school we are all preps... Not me though. But.. our view on these schools are wrong. West is full of zombies, north vampires, heland wiches and wizards, while east is full f werewolves. In thise story, im the crazy weird kid who talks to themself and refers to myslef as we... And.. well Im just wierd...

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:00 am


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My story is that in our city there are four schools. east norht west and healand. Now in north al the kids there are like our enimies, west is dirt kids, and heland is.. Well Dunno, while east my school we are all preps... Not me though. But.. our view on these schools are wrong. West is full of zombies, north vampires, heland wiches and wizards, while east is full f werewolves. In thise story, im the crazy weird kid who talks to themself and refers to myslef as we... And.. well Im just wierd...


lol wheres jack?? ya know the crazy dude with a pumpkin head who goes around attacking people and all the gaians kill him for money and badges! but its good so far, just make sure you add jack somewhere in there :3
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:15 am


Once upon a Halloween-event-that-was-extended-for-another-2-weeks-after-Halloween.....

there was a little girl named T o x i c. She was like any other normal Gaian. She liked to zomg!, participate in beating up Jack, and even join a starmony stampede.


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Her mother was Jackie the Pumpkin; the sweetest and most loving mother in the world. She spoiled her children and provided them with tender love and care.
But her father, Jack, was the notorious bastards of all bastards. He was so bastardly that he'd beat up fellow zomgers for no reason! T o x i c would ask her mother "why is daddy beating up the people of Gaia?" And her mother replied, "it's b/c people bully your daddy for his lunch money".
T o x i c always felt bad for her daddy and forgave him for his violent actions toward the Gaians.....until one day....
HE STOLE LITTLE T O X I C'S CLOTHES!!


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Little T o x i c became furious and wanted to hunt her daddy down for questioning. She searched far and wide, over oceans and beyond. And it was in Otami where she found her own father terrorizing the helpless Gaians. "Daddy! Daddy!" she shouted but her father ignored his own daughter. "Daddy, why won't you listen to me?" she cried. With each attempt to talk to her pumpkin-headed father, she failed she reach out to him. There was only one way to get to the father she loved......CATCH HIM USING ULTRABALLS!


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as punishment for stealing T o x i c's clothes, abandoning his wife and several of his children, AND attacking Gaians......Jack was locked up in an ultraball, thus, restoring peace to Gaia.

But there were rumors that Jack will be back for some more next Halloween.....
Will Jack put T o x i c in time out for throwing ultraballs at him?
Will he ever come back to Jackie and help her raise their children?
Will Jack seek revenge on the world of Gaia again?
Will he finally bring darkness upon this world?

All we can do is wait for his return.



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:31 am


t o x i c l i p s t i c k
Once upon a Halloween-event-that-was-extended-for-another-2-weeks-after-Halloween.....

there was a little girl named T o x i c. She was like any other normal Gaian. She liked to zomg!, participate in beating up Jack, and even join a starmony stampede.


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Her mother was Jackie the Pumpkin; the sweetest and most loving mother in the world. She spoiled her children and provided them with tender love and care.
But her father, Jack, was the notorious bastards of all bastards. He was so bastardly that he'd beat up fellow zomgers for no reason! T o x i c would ask her mother "why is daddy beating up the people of Gaia?" And her mother replied, "it's b/c people bully your daddy for his lunch money".
T o x i c always felt bad for her daddy and forgave him for his violent actions toward the Gaians.....until one day....
HE STOLE LITTLE T O X I C'S CLOTHES!!


User Image


Little T o x i c became furious and wanted to hunt her daddy down for questioning. She searched far and wide, over oceans and beyond. And it was in Otami where she found her own father terrorizing the helpless Gaians. "Daddy! Daddy!" she shouted but her father ignored his own daughter. "Daddy, why won't you listen to me?" she cried. With each attempt to talk to her pumpkin-headed father, she failed she reach out to him. There was only one way to get to the father she loved......CATCH HIM USING ULTRABALLS!


User Image


as punishment for stealing T o x i c's clothes, abandoning his wife and several of his children, AND attacking Gaians......Jack was locked up in an ultraball, thus, restoring peace to Gaia.

But there were rumors that Jack will be back for some more next Halloween.....
Will Jack put T o x i c in time out for throwing ultraballs at him?
Will he ever come back to Jackie and help her raise their children?
Will Jack seek revenge on the world of Gaia again?
Will he finally bring darkness upon this world?

All we can do is wait for his return.





OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!! that was great!!! unfortunately i cant claim the winner cuz only 2 stories have been posted so far.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:46 am


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OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!! that was great!!! unfortunately i cant claim the winner cuz only 2 stories have been posted so far.

lol
it's ok.
we can wait on some more stories. 3nodding

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:57 pm


So other people contributed to the idea, but this is what Jack drought produces.

Do you know the story of Jack, Santa, Cupid and the Easter Bunny?

Well, Jack and Santa are kind of a thing, a happy couple, very much in love. But wait! Cupid is jealous of Jack, he want's Santa for himself.

In a fit of anger, Cupid shot a love arrow at Santa, hoping he would leave Jack and come running to him. But the arrow missed and hit the Easter Bunny! Now the Easter Bunny loves Cupid!

Now, Jack isn't stupid, he knows that Cupid wants Santa and he's a little upset so he decided to unleash his anger and cheat on poor, poor Santa with all of the Gaians. All they have to do is find him, and put him out of his misery. If one does that, he'll give him gold and a pumpkin.

No one knows what these pumpkins hold, but Santa isn't too happy that Jack is giving himself away.

So to get his revenge, Santa will unleash his anger in the 2k10 Christmas event. We'll have to wait until December to find out what'll happen.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:15 pm


t o x i c l i p s t i c k
Once upon a Halloween-event-that-was-extended-for-another-2-weeks-after-Halloween.....

there was a little girl named T o x i c. She was like any other normal Gaian. She liked to zomg!, participate in beating up Jack, and even join a starmony stampede.


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Her mother was Jackie the Pumpkin; the sweetest and most loving mother in the world. She spoiled her children and provided them with tender love and care.
But her father, Jack, was the notorious bastards of all bastards. He was so bastardly that he'd beat up fellow zomgers for no reason! T o x i c would ask her mother "why is daddy beating up the people of Gaia?" And her mother replied, "it's b/c people bully your daddy for his lunch money".
T o x i c always felt bad for her daddy and forgave him for his violent actions toward the Gaians.....until one day....
HE STOLE LITTLE T O X I C'S CLOTHES!!


User Image


Little T o x i c became furious and wanted to hunt her daddy down for questioning. She searched far and wide, over oceans and beyond. And it was in Otami where she found her own father terrorizing the helpless Gaians. "Daddy! Daddy!" she shouted but her father ignored his own daughter. "Daddy, why won't you listen to me?" she cried. With each attempt to talk to her pumpkin-headed father, she failed she reach out to him. There was only one way to get to the father she loved......CATCH HIM USING ULTRABALLS!


User Image


as punishment for stealing T o x i c's clothes, abandoning his wife and several of his children, AND attacking Gaians......Jack was locked up in an ultraball, thus, restoring peace to Gaia.

But there were rumors that Jack will be back for some more next Halloween.....
Will Jack put T o x i c in time out for throwing ultraballs at him?
Will he ever come back to Jackie and help her raise their children?
Will Jack seek revenge on the world of Gaia again?
Will he finally bring darkness upon this world?

All we can do is wait for his return.




OMG XD I LMFAO so hard! XD i think i cant come up with any short stories sooo i better not to write XD

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:53 pm


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So other people contributed to the idea, but this is what Jack drought produces.

Do you know the story of Jack, Santa, Cupid and the Easter Bunny?

Well, Jack and Santa are kind of a thing, a happy couple, very much in love. But wait! Cupid is jealous of Jack, he want's Santa for himself.

In a fit of anger, Cupid shot a love arrow at Santa, hoping he would leave Jack and come running to him. But the arrow missed and hit the Easter Bunny! Now the Easter Bunny loves Cupid!

Now, Jack isn't stupid, he knows that Cupid wants Santa and he's a little upset so he decided to unleash his anger and cheat on poor, poor Santa with all of the Gaians. All they have to do is find him, and put him out of his misery. If one does that, he'll give him gold and a pumpkin.

No one knows what these pumpkins hold, but Santa isn't too happy that Jack is giving himself away.

So to get his revenge, Santa will unleash his anger in the 2k10 Christmas event. We'll have to wait until December to find out what'll happen.


ohh thats a good one (:
PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:55 pm


Jackie The Pumpkin
t o x i c l i p s t i c k
Once upon a Halloween-event-that-was-extended-for-another-2-weeks-after-Halloween.....

there was a little girl named T o x i c. She was like any other normal Gaian. She liked to zomg!, participate in beating up Jack, and even join a starmony stampede.


User Image


Her mother was Jackie the Pumpkin; the sweetest and most loving mother in the world. She spoiled her children and provided them with tender love and care.
But her father, Jack, was the notorious bastards of all bastards. He was so bastardly that he'd beat up fellow zomgers for no reason! T o x i c would ask her mother "why is daddy beating up the people of Gaia?" And her mother replied, "it's b/c people bully your daddy for his lunch money".
T o x i c always felt bad for her daddy and forgave him for his violent actions toward the Gaians.....until one day....
HE STOLE LITTLE T O X I C'S CLOTHES!!


User Image


Little T o x i c became furious and wanted to hunt her daddy down for questioning. She searched far and wide, over oceans and beyond. And it was in Otami where she found her own father terrorizing the helpless Gaians. "Daddy! Daddy!" she shouted but her father ignored his own daughter. "Daddy, why won't you listen to me?" she cried. With each attempt to talk to her pumpkin-headed father, she failed she reach out to him. There was only one way to get to the father she loved......CATCH HIM USING ULTRABALLS!


User Image


as punishment for stealing T o x i c's clothes, abandoning his wife and several of his children, AND attacking Gaians......Jack was locked up in an ultraball, thus, restoring peace to Gaia.

But there were rumors that Jack will be back for some more next Halloween.....
Will Jack put T o x i c in time out for throwing ultraballs at him?
Will he ever come back to Jackie and help her raise their children?
Will Jack seek revenge on the world of Gaia again?
Will he finally bring darkness upon this world?

All we can do is wait for his return.




OMG XD I LMFAO so hard! XD i think i cant come up with any short stories sooo i better not to write XD



Jackie you have to write one!!!!! How about how you met your husband or about your first child with Jack!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:26 am


Fine XDD

This one dark night I decided to search around Gaia for no reason, suddenly i saw this huge dark figure that happened to be handsome and strong pumpkin headed demon guy..People called him Jack, King of the Halloween. Right away i got interrested of him and looong time i just stalked him until next halloween, i got to meet him again in Towns. He asked for candy and gave me Halloween item...Rest of the Halloween night shall be private ;D...
We made some demon minions, but 3 of them got real demon spirit in them our precious children who we love very much<3
PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:07 am


Jackie The Pumpkin
Fine XDD

This one dark night I decided to search around Gaia for no reason, suddenly i saw this huge dark figure that happened to be handsome and strong pumpkin headed demon guy..People called him Jack, King of the Halloween. Right away i got interrested of him and looong time i just stalked him until next halloween, i got to meet him again in Towns. He asked for candy and gave me Halloween item...Rest of the Halloween night shall be private ;D...
We made some demon minions, but 3 of them got real demon spirit in them our precious children who we love very much<3

LMFAO!
and that's how I was made. ;D

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:16 pm


Once upon a time in the land of gaia, there was a princess of Halloween named Poke Duckie.

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Now Poke Duckie's father was the powerful Pumpkin king named Jack!

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Now Jack had a nice family, daughters and son and his lovely wife, Jackie the Pumpkin but he wasn't always nice to them. Last year for instance.


Poke Duckie really want to play with here while everybody was out for treats and scares but what did he say:

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Well, since then Poke Duckie has wanted revenge on her daddy for not wanting to play with her and considering his work more important then playing with his family.


So as halloween of this year came Poke Duckie heard her father was out attacking the gaians since they were messing with his work. So Poke Duckie decided to join the rally. When passing through Bill's ranch, she came upon her father fighting some gaians, so she joined the rally.

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Gold was part of it but revenge was the majority of it. With finally arrows and sun rays, Jack was defeated for this past Halloween, but not before Poke Duckie got a good stern talking to from Jack in the end for hitting her father.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:32 pm


Jackie The Pumpkin
Fine XDD

This one dark night I decided to search around Gaia for no reason, suddenly i saw this huge dark figure that happened to be handsome and strong pumpkin headed demon guy..People called him Jack, King of the Halloween. Right away i got interrested of him and looong time i just stalked him until next halloween, i got to meet him again in Towns. He asked for candy and gave me Halloween item...Rest of the Halloween night shall be private ;D...
We made some demon minions, but 3 of them got real demon spirit in them our precious children who we love very much<3

lol i love it!

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