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Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:53 am


wahmbulance NOTICE wahmbulance
The Bacon Dispenser is officially offline.

Poof. burning_eyes

Everyone likes free stuff, right? And every guild needs it's members to participate. Bribes might work...



Introducing...

The Bacon Dispenser 2.0!!!


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In that spirit, frequent posters will be eligible for prizes! At the end of each week, frequent posters are automatically entered in a contest to win a Bacon (or cow?) related item.

Every day I will be posting (on this page) the total BP earned by each member on the previous day (i.e. on Thursday I will post the points earned on Wednesday).

If you think I got your post count wrong, simply PM me and let me know. If I screwed up and you can prove it, you will get a free BP for the next week's contest.

Prizes and winners will be determined on each Saturday. Prizes will be delivered on Sunday via trade.


Rules

1 ) Posts must be good ones (no bumps, flaming, ect., though you can bump in THIS THREAD to get credit) in order to earn BP.

2 ) Only one BP per day, per topic. You can currently get 6 BP each day.

3 ) PM me with discrepancies. Do not post about it in this thread.

4 ) No haggling over prizes. You get what you get; what you do with it is up to you.

5 ) No bribes for BP. Try to bribe me, and you'll go straight to the Black List. No exceptions. This is your only warning for this violation.

6 ) No entries on Saturday.

7 ) Do not quote entire posts from this page; only relevant text.

8 ) There must be at least 5 BP worth posts by 5 DIFFERENT users for there to be a weekly prize drawing.

9 ) Follow all of the rules in Gaia's ToS and Rules and Guidelines.

9) If you change your username, PM me and let me know, telling me both your old username and your new one. This is EXTREMELY important!!!

10 ) Mule accounts are NOT eligible. If you are caught joining the guild with a mule solely for the purpose of increasing your odds of winning, both your mule and main accounts will be Blacklisted.

Anyone who violates these rules will be warned. After 3 warnings (with the exception of rules #5 and #9) you will go to the Black List. Anyone directly responsible for operating the Bacon Dispenser is ineligible for prizes and Blacklisted by default. Members may be Blacklisted at the discretion of the Captain or any Vice Captains.



Blacklist

None

Ineligible Because of Direct Involvement
and/or Major Contributions


Seraphin X3R0
IHOB Deposit Box
Soveh Sovez



Remember to check the **Special** post located below for holiday themed prizes!

Good luck and happy posting!


Xero
IHOB Bacon Dispenser Chief Engineer
INT'L HOUSE OF BACON!!!!  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:54 am


Ways to get extra Bacon Points (BP)


1) Post a useful reply in any forum marked with an asterisk (*). Posts must be on-topic in some way. Posts in the Suggestion Box must be a valid suggestion (i.e. it must be doable, either now or something we can work towards).

Guild members can currently earn 6 points per day; one from this thread, and five from the bonus threads.


2) Donate 10,000 gold or more to the guild. Bits on the Donor List will get one extra BP per week automatically. Bits who donated prior to this announcement are grandfathered onto the Donor List.

3) Random Number - Each Bit will have a number assigned via the Member List sorted by level, with new Bits added with the next highest number. I will do a Random Number (number of members +1) once per week to see who, if anyone, gets a free BP.

4) Catch me screwing up on your BP for the week and prove it. An additional BP will be awarded to you for the following week's contest.

5) Check the "SPECIAL" post below for more BP earning opportunities.

6) Possibly more ways to come.


Xero
IHOB Bacon Dispenser Chief Engineer
INT'L HOUSE OF BACON!!!!

Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:55 am


Donation List
of
Fully Cooked Bacon


SizzlingBaconMonger

Demoness Kalanah

ll SOUL3SS ANG3L ll

Soveh Sovaz

Xx_Eskemo_xX

Castiel Nagato

bringitman123

Almost There (But Still Kinda Raw) List

~Bits who's donations are between 5,000 and 9,999 Gold~

None

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:56 am




Frequently Asked Questions



Q: How do you enter?

A: Simply post in one of the following threads:

The Bacon Dispenser*
Introductions*
Suggestion Box*
Hrmm… Bacon Roleplay?*
Restaraunts with AMAZING BACON!!!!!!!!!!*
Time Zone Scheduling & Dates for zOMG Runs!*

Just look for the asterisk (*) at the end of each forum topic. More eligible threads may be added in the future.

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Q: How will the winners be selected?

A: The number of BP each member has is the number of chances that he or she has to win each week. I will be using the post option "Random Number" to select the winners. Here is how it works:

1) Member A has 12 BP. Member B has 8 BP. Member C has 12 BP.
2) Member A is assigned the numbers 1-12. Member B is assigned the numbers 13 - 20. Member C is assigned the numbers 21 - 32.
3) I roll a Random Number between 1 and 33. If the Random Number is 27, then Member C is the winnner.

~~~~~

Q: How are the prizes selected?

A: Prizes are selected the same way that the winners are selected. Each prize is assigned a value; that value represents the number of chances of getting picked by the post option "Random Number" (1 - 10). For example:

1 = Pig Face Johnny, 2 - 3 = You Are A Cow, 4 - 6 = Canadian Bacon, 7 - 10 = Pig's Snout.
Random number rolled = 7, the prize is a Pig's Snout.

~~~~~

Q: How can I help?

A: Post, post, post! I can't say that enough. Posting is the easiest way to support the Bacon Dispenser. You can also donate gold and items to IHOB Deposit Box; see the post below containing his letter for easy links to do this.

Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:00 pm


**List of Current Prizes and their values**

Weekly Prizes

Pigs Snout - 4

You Are A Cow - 3

Canadian Bacon - 2

Pig Face Johnny - 1

Monthly Prize

Bacon Bits - N/A (automatic)

Each major holiday season may include a special, themed prize.
Check below to see if a special prize is available!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:00 pm


ninja Rules Updates ninja


11/28/2010 - Minimum number of BP required to be entered in end-of-the-month contest changed from 15 to 25

12/02/2010 - Weekly prizes changed! Hopefully they are better now. Major revision of the Bacon Dispenser introduction post. It should now make more sense.

Xero
IHOB Bacon Dispenser Chief Engineer
INT'L HOUSE OF BACON!!!!

Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:02 pm


Daily Reports


December 12, 2010

wahmbulance What's going on?!? wahmbulance No one earned BP on Sunday?!? wahmbulance



The Bacon gods are becoming furious with your lack of devotion.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:06 pm


I just got this slightly disturbing letter. Let's read it together!!!


IHOB Deposit Box


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My name's IHOB Deposit Box. Don't tell me how stupid it is, you little maggot - my mama always had this thing for potatoes. Seein' as how that don't make a lick of sense, I'll get straight to the point. All the prizes for this here Bacon Dispenser thingy got to come from somewhere, right? Just in case you're too dimwitted to figure it out yourself, they come from ME. And I hate to say this, but I'm gonna need a little help to keep things a'functionin'. All I'm askin' fer is a little bit o' your gold. I dun need much - and if more people donate, then, well, I suppose each donation can be kinda small. A'right, that's all the time I got fer ya - I got me some pigs to kill.



O...k....

Well, you heard the ...man? I guess that means that donations are now being accepted to assist with the Bacon Dispenser.

Click here to donate to IHOB.

If you really think it's a good idea, click here to add IHOB as a friend.


**Update**
IHOB Deposit Box now has a trading pass!

Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:07 pm


**Special**

For the month of December, the festive Santa Cow Plushie will be added to the list of possible prizes.

Special prizes have a value of 3.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:08 pm


Winners List

For the week of: 11/29/2010 - 12/03/2010
Soveh Sovaz won a You Are A Cow!


Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:09 pm


ninja Reserved ninja
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Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:12 pm


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:14 pm


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Seraphixia
Vice Captain


Seraphixia
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:15 pm


Special Forum Event

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Apparently the Cats VS Dogs event is over, and the forums are now closed.

Our guild's threads have been removed because of inactivity. It appears that Soveh, Vitahli and I were the only ones from the guild attempting to keep them active.

wahmbulance Shame on you, supposed bacon lovers! wahmbulance

And shame on those cheating dogs, too!



Xero
VC Bacon Dispenser Chief Engineer
IHOB
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