So to celebrate the first of December I present to you.
The 1st Days of X-Files
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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
an agent in a basement
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight bees a-stinging,
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine seasons of UST,
Eight bees a-stinging,
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Russian spies,
Nine seasons of UST,
Eight bees a-stinging,
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven clones of Eve,
Ten Russian spies,
Nine seasons of UST,
Eight bees a-stinging,
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve alien autopsies,
Eleven clones of Eve,
Ten Russian spies,
Nine seasons of UST,
Eight bees a-stinging,
Seven killer AIs,
Six conspiracies,
Five abductees,
Four EBEs,
Three Lone Gunmen,
Two super soldiers,
And an agent in a basement!