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 Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:56 am
<3 Well this morning when i woke up i went into my sister room and petted my dog Bubbles who was sleeping in my sisters room. Bubbles looked up at me and she moaned and then farted! She was lying right next to my sister too! I'll have to tell my sister when she gets up because she was still sleeping xDD  DiscoDino
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:49 am
Hmmm funniest thing. Oh, okay, so I thought this was funny. Nothing funny has happened yet, but earlier this week...
-setting is at my AP english class, we're talking about Huckleberry Finn and how the other CP class is already done with it-
Classmate: Yeah, so the CP class is ahead of us Mr. Talkington. They're almost done with the book.
Mr. T: Oh no, there's not way they are ahead of you.
Us: ... ... ... -snicker- ... ... ...
Mr. T: I don't mean it like that..! I mean what we did at the beginning of the year, it would take them the rest of the year!
Us: ... ... ... AHHAHAHAHAHAH ... ... ...
Mr. T: Oh come on guys, you know what I mean. I'm not saying their slow or anything...
o3o;;;;
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:31 pm
<3 I got a baby for one of my classes (a fake baby)
I named it Gohan and my teacher asked me why so i told her a kid on Dragon Ball Z is named Gohan and he cried...a lot. And she said At least you don't really want any kids xD DiscoDino
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:06 pm
Today during lunch at school my friend kicked a water bottle that was on the floor. It hit my other friend right in zee manhood XD (unintentionally good aim lol)
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:19 am
<3 steampunk, that's hilarious xD
Well we were putting ornaments on the tree and my dog was getting super nervous...i don't know why xD She doesn't like change i guess... DiscoDino
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:30 am
I ate a sock and found out it wasn't clean~ ^^
(Finally done with the dare challenge woooo~~)
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:13 pm
I walked into Subway at 9:00 P.m last weekw ith my Monkey pJ's on, a heavy coat to cover my shirt [so they saw my monkey PJ pants xD, and a pair of hippie glasses. Subway will forever remember ME! lol I kept getting funny looks and when i ordered i looked the man straight in the eye and told him i wanted a BLT without the bacon, lettuce, nor tomato xD
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:21 pm
This happened in Chinese when I fell asleep. I was told this by James, a boy on my bus. xD
Alright, I walk into class, sit down, and proceed to fall asleep.
Mr Yin: Is she asleep?
Class: Yeah
Mr Yin: Whatever
-Ten minutes later-
Kevin:*Trying to sleep*
Mr Yin: DON'T PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN! I'LL WRITE YOU UP! D:<
Kevin: But /She's/ asleep!
Mr Yin: I'M NOT TALKNG ABOUT HER! TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY!
Kevin: Oh c'mon, that's just not fair, man!
Mr Yin: Alright, I'm writing you up.
Kevin: THE HELL MAN?!
Poor Kevin, getting written up for stating a fact. Twit of a teacher almost wrote me up for saying it was hot in the classroom one time. >__> Stupid chinese teacher with his stupid accent. OH LOL. NOTHER FUNNY THING.
My friend, Tim, told me to talk about the election in class until the teacher said the word "election." so I did that day.
Me: So, happy you didn't vote last election?
Katie: Why would I be happy?
Me: Because then you have to live with the fact that you elected Obama into presidency last election
Katie: Oh, true. Guess I am happy I didn't vote in the election whenever the hell it was.
Me: All the candidates sucked balls last election don't you think?
Katie: Yeah, though it was a little amusing with all the drama.
Me: What drama?
Katie: The drama of having a man that looked black but was barely black becoming pressy.
Mr Yin: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BIG ERECTION NOW!
Class: -Proceeds to bust out laughing our freshmen asses off and falling out of chairs...and nearly getting written up.-
Being Chinese, he can't say his Ls xP
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:11 pm
miss_steampunk Today during lunch at school my friend kicked a water bottle that was on the floor. It hit my other friend right in zee manhood XD (unintentionally good aim lol)
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:34 pm
Well it's a long story...
I got a text saying "Hello stranger" i asked who it was and they said i had to guess. I thought it was someone i didn't like (it was acually my best friend) and i called the number and my best friend's mom answered and i said "Don't call me honey, i'm not a bee" in Vegeta's voice. At that time i still thought it was the person i didn't like xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:14 pm
The funniest part of my day was probably my friend mentioning my yogurt of Activia 'making you go' and I was gassy today. xD;;
And she also made a new sport of sliding on benches. xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:34 pm
We watched The Big Bang Theory in class today.
That was pretty amusing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:47 pm
neurologically_disturbed And she also made a new sport of sliding on benches. xD This didn't happen today, but the bench sliding reminded me of it.
Okay, last summer, my friend and I went to the city pool. We got handfuls of soap, and put it all over the bench. Then, we would slide quickly back and forth on the bench until we slid off. xD
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:11 pm
 Well my best friend and i were going a little commentary when our student teacher was eating a carrot. We said he was eating carrot (Goku's saiyan name in dbz) when he ate it my best friend and i both yelled NOOOO! and he came over and asked us what we were doing. We just burst out laughing and called him a cannibal.
Yeah we are weird  ~~~
Dance Dance Revolution Level: Over 9000!
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