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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:03 pm
Okay, so this is something that I have been kicking around for a while. I have a LOT of time of my hands and thought the rest of you might get a laugh about this. So for your entertainment: Centaur pick up lines Add your own, too!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:06 pm
Why, yes I am hung like a horse.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:07 pm
I can easily balance on two legs. Want to see?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:09 pm
You are sweeter than sweet feed.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:10 pm
Just because I am "out to pasture" does not mean that I cannot be ridden.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:11 pm
For you, I will waive my stud fee. wink
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:13 pm
Are you tired? Because you have been galloping through my dreams all night!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:16 pm
You got a little (mustang/arabian/quarter horse/insert your breed here) in you? Want to?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:17 pm
I am currently taking applications for brood mares/studs. Would you be interested in the position?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:21 pm
Baby can you count? Because I've been counting on being with you all night.
cool
[Also, these are funny xD]
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:22 pm
Did I see you at the fair?
Uhmm...no, why?
Because I wanted a ride!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:24 pm
Actually, I am a draft cross. Harness me and I will plow your field. xp
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:26 pm
Duchess Marie Actually, I am a draft cross. Harness me and I will plow your field. xp (Oh, wow. XDD) Did it get hotter in here or is it just me? mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:28 pm
If I get a job at the petting zoo, would you pay to pet me?
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