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 Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:06 pm
And who doesn't like shooting the s**t about our old battle scars. Let's all talk about some of our worst injuries ever.
I go first. At work I had a little mishap with a box cutter. I was holding it wrong and cutting something when the blade popped out of the holder and sliced open the side of my little finger. Now, the first thing I did was pull the blade out. The next thing I did was head to the work bathroom and press a shitload of paper towel on it because it was spewing blood. Work drove me to the hospital, and I ended up with 5 stitches. The local started wearing off half way through, so I felt the last two go in. The doc told me I nicked a nerve cable, and for months afterward it felt really weird when I touched the scar.
So, that's mine, let's hear some more stories of gore and pain.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:44 pm
I dunno.... 3 weeks ago I fell down the stairs face first (I tripped on a coat rolleyes ) and I mainly injured my leg and It felt like one of the outer bones had snapped, and it currently hurts if I press on it or touch it and it doesn't feel the same as my left leg does
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:36 pm
Yeah, umm, go to the doctor before your bone marrow starts seeping into your blood stream and starts giving you embolisms.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:57 pm
Lord Bitememan Yeah, umm, go to the doctor before your bone marrow starts seeping into your blood stream and starts giving you embolisms. uhhh what? well I know it's healing cuz it's a bit lumpish and hard so I'm sure it's fien
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:11 pm
SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were,
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:21 pm
Doctor Manny SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were, Yeah I broke my growth plate once and have hurt my "man parts" in any way possible stressed
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:32 pm
Philonious Doctor Manny SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were, Yeah I broke my growth plate once and have hurt my "man parts" in any way possible stressed I feel your pain bro i feel your pain.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:04 am
Doctor Manny Philonious Doctor Manny SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were, Yeah I broke my growth plate once and have hurt my "man parts" in any way possible stressed I feel your pain bro i feel your pain. ummm no, that'd be sick rofl rofl sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:15 am
Philonious Doctor Manny Philonious Doctor Manny SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were, Yeah I broke my growth plate once and have hurt my "man parts" in any way possible stressed I feel your pain bro i feel your pain. ummm no, that'd be sick rofl rofl sweatdrop Not quite what i meant sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:21 pm
Doctor Manny Philonious Doctor Manny Philonious Doctor Manny SimsGirl87 I'd say last month's injury was the worse, which isn't bad compared to my older sister's. My older sister broke her arm in a pillow fight!!! ^.^
Anyways, Last month, my friends including my tallest friend K-Man and his friends and me, the only girl, were playing basketball in gym. So K-Man threw the basketball to the net. It missed and bounced off of the backboard and came directly at my face. I put my right hand in front of my face and the basketball bounced off of my right hand's ring finger! It hurt the rest of the school day, and I didn't realize my finger was swollen and purple until I got home. It turned out K-Man accidentally sprained my finger and hyper-extended it. If I got bent back any further than what it was, it would of been a broken finger! It still hurts when I bend it a certain way, because he nearly re-sprained it last week! sad (this is the guys forum) i don't know what my worst one was but here's pretty bad ones happened years back when i was a kid one i was on a swing and i got going pretty and flew it a tree and like sprained my leg and hurt my *dude parts* as it were, Yeah I broke my growth plate once and have hurt my "man parts" in any way possible stressed I feel your pain bro i feel your pain. ummm no, that'd be sick rofl rofl sweatdrop Not quite what i meant sweatdrop I know I'm just kidding
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:56 pm
I'm confused. Was this the funniest thing I've ever read, or the gayest?
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:23 pm
I've dislocated/sprained several parts of my body, my hand's been stabbed once, I broke a small part of my foot, and when I was maybe 3 I managed to fall off of this rocking chair and blood started gushing out of my chin.
I manage to avoid the hospital every time though. ^^"
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:24 am
Lord Bitememan I'm confused. Was this the funniest thing I've ever read, or the gayest? I think it was a mixture of both xd
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