I do too many stupid things to decide.
Let me sum it up:
Getting stuck in odd places
Falling asleep in odd places
Loosing my pants in odd places
A combination of all three.
Jumping off things and landing on/in odd places.
Forgetting how to go up stairs, and faceplanting.
Going up the down escalators and vice versa.
Stabbing, burning, and shocking myself out of curiosity/boredom.
Getting hair dye in my eyes.
Setting myself on fire.
Setting my brother on fire.
Setting the microwave on fire.
Locking myself in my locker.
Locking myself in the boy's locker room
Locking myself in the girl's locker room.
Stepping on my other foot, and falling over.
Slamming into locked doors.
Forgetting how to turn on the sink, and breaking the handle off.
Falling into the shower while cleaning it.
Hitting myself with the door.
Slamming into automatic doors.
Completely missing the door and slamming into the wall.
See my problem? XD