Hogswatch is coming, the pigs are getting fat.
Please to put a penny in...Foul...Ole...Ron's...
EWWW.
That beggar you kind people were about to be generous to reeks worse than anything you can imagine. He's obviously the beggar even the very worst lepers steer clear of. Unfortunately, in the spirit of the season, he's elected to sing at you. Foul Ole Ron doesn't sing very well, and swears his way through the songs worse than a sailor. The only way he and his Smell will leave everyone alone is if you find him some food.
Ironically, the way to win this beggar is to make something so good he won't leave you alone. He's not a picky eater, given that his diet is mud and old boots. The GD staff, however, voiced a stubborn objection to a cooking/art contest based on mud and old boots.
This is an art/cooking contest. You may either make food and photograph it (include your username!) or you may draw food. The most delicious-looking food to a diet not based on mud and old boots wins Foul Ole Ron.
Rules
1. All submissions must include your username somewhere on the piece.
2. You may make as many submissions as you like.
3. You may either submit a photo of a food you prepared yourself or a picture of any food you'd like.
4. We *may*, if there are enough entries that include a special food mentioned in the Discworld books, award a special prize for most loyal fan creation of a Discworld dish. There is no guarantee, but it is a possibility.
Starts: Noon PST, Tuesday December 21st (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
Ends: Noon PST, Thursday January 6th (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
When entering, please post the following form:
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Title of Dish:[/b]
[b]Submission:[/b] Please link to the image, do not post the full image here
[b]Comments on the Dish:[/b]
[b]Title of Dish:[/b]
[b]Submission:[/b] Please link to the image, do not post the full image here
[b]Comments on the Dish:[/b]
