All I want for HogswatchIs a B. & Stronginthearm,
A B. & Stronginthearm,
See, a B. & Stronginthearm!
This bo…gi…mo…dwa…gno…individual is Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John Nobbs—aka “Nobby”—the most notorious of the officers of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Notorious not only because he’s the only human who has to carry an affidavit from the midwife who helped with the birth, but also because he’ll steal anything that isn’t nailed down—and it doesn’t count as “nailed down” if it can be pried loose with a crowbar. He wants a Burleigh and Stronginthearm crossbow for Hogswatch. The one that tops the list of Things to Buy When Rich Uncle Sydney Dies.
He’ll be the free raffle—poor guy! Just post the form below to enter.
Rules:
1: Each person can only be entered once.
2: You can enter only yourself and one friend into the raffle.
3: Mules will be fed to the Celestial Megatron (?! WTS, Terry?!) Bel Shamharoth.
4: Be efficient polite. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet* Don't discourage other people.
*Who wrote that?! The Sniper, or Teatime?!
Starts: Noon PST, Tuesday December 21st (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
Ends: Noon PST, Thursday January 6th (1pm MST, 2pm CST, 3pm EST)
[color=green][b]Oi, Hogfather, [i]username[/i] wants a crossbow, too![/b][/color]
