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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:42 am

WELCOME TO TAKENO-KUNS QUEST TO BE KEWLER THEN SASUKE!!Rules: You are allowed to post on here and tell me what you think ex. You can never be as kewl as sasuke, Keep trying TK! Your waaaaay kewler then sasuke 2. I dont like that much flaming I allow stuff said in ex. BUt Not much after that 3. Ill spell Kewl however I want. 4. IF need be I WILL make a black list 5. GUILD and TOS RULES! 6. No other pics besides the ones I post. Those are for your enjoyment 7. I can add and change rules as I please Here is some examples of his kewlness... Now for an explanation up to this point... If you havent been here long or havent kept up with my ramblings, When the crickets started taking over the charity I decided to train and learn under them. Unfortunatly they had me doing more work then training and with Divine Comedy's and some others help we finished off the crickets and I went to train under the wolves. They have been making me faster and wiser while at the same time making me do chores. Its a win-lose situation. After training under them for 5 minutes I confronted the CL or cricket leader and we finished him off 3nodding . BUt unfortunatly still I cant seem to beat him. One ideas of tumbles was since I was mostly learning cleaning I was to challenge him to a cleaning duel! Takeno-Kun Yes ok here I go. Me: Sasuke I challenge you to a cleaning duel! Sasuke stare ....what? Me: Me you here now, clean the kitchen! *points at kitchen Sasuke: stare ...No clean your own damn kitchen *walks away hands in pockets* Me: Damn hes too kewl! Wheres HInata? Hinata: What is it Takeno-kun? Me:Am I that unkewl? Hinata: Umm well sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop Me: Et tu hinata?!! Noooo! Hinata: Oh no Naruto! *Ducks and hides.* NAruto: Lose again? Me: stare Yep Naruto: Me too want some ramen? Me: Yes *sits and eats ignoring the blushing hiding Hinata*
BUt that didnt go so well. NOw its on to the next one! When Tumbles asks why he walks away from our fights all the time this is what he had to say
Takeno-Kun Sasuke: ...I walk away becuase theres no point in talking to an idiot theyll bring you down to thier level Me: Im not an idiot! sasuke: What about spanish? Me: ...damn... Now I figure for those unfamiliar with the anime Naruto here is a list of characters and thier realationships with each other 3nodding Sasuke- You know him to be the kewlest Ninja ever due to his I dont care attitude
 Sakura-In love with Sasuke and on his ninja team. She hates Naruto tho he has a major crush on her
 Naruto- the main guy from the series Naruto. Hes dense, stupid and very funny. He has a crush on Sakura and has a rivalry/ friendship thing going on with Sasuke. Mostly he just wants to prove himself to him. Oh and he loves Ramen. Any kind of Ramen as long as its Ramen
 Kakashi-Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's teacher. He really dosent care about anything and is waaay stronger then the others. He reads "books". MOre bluntly love books *coughs* porn
 Hinata- My fav girl in the series. Shes shy and very quiet and has a deep crush on Naruto. The very sight of him makes her blush wildly.
 Kiba and his Dog Akamaru- They are Hinata's teammates and insepperable. Kiba is real kewl and a very funny guy sometimes. He realizes Hinata's crush and thinks its kind of funny but worries over her all the same
 Shino- Kiba and Hinata's final teammate. At birth he made an agreement with Chakra bugs to be able to control them and at the same time they feed off his chakra. HEs one buggy guy
 Shikamaru- very lazy guy. Chouji and Ino's teammate he thinks women are bossy and hates them. Very smart possibly the smartest and greatest leader. First one of all the Genin to become a chunin. (Genin-lowerclass ninja all of them are chunin atm. Chunin-journeymen ninja)
 Chouji-Eats all the time. Ino and Shikarmaru's teammate. One of the weaker ninja but strong when he eats his family's pills.
 Ino- Sakura's rivel adn ex-BFF. She is also in love with Sasuke and is constantly making fun of Sakuras big foreheard.
 Gai-sensei- Rock lees, tentens and Nejis teacher. He considers himself as Kakashi's rival and says some really bizarre stuff. BUt he is strong and reliable and Lee looks up to him greatly
 Rock Lee- HOLY s**t! This guy is hilarious in so many ways. HE is crushing on Sakura considers his teammate Neji is rival and is WEIRD! He does everything Gai-sensei does. Naruto calls him thick brows. You gotta read to learn how funny and weird this guy is.
 Tenten- Rock lees and Nejis teammate. Loves using all kinds of weapons and if you ask me she likes Lee though it dosent really show.
 Neji- Rock less and Tentens teammate. He is also Hinata's cousin and has some problems with her being part of the main house and being so weak. But after the Chunin exam he starts to see in another light and is becoming more understanding and thinks Hinata's crush is "cute"
 Gaara of the desert- Has a demon inside of him and can control sand. Is beginning to learn to "love" people and feel accepted.
 Itachi Uchiha- Sasuke's older brother. Killed his entire clan but Sasuke (which is how Sasuke became kewl) Now works for the Akatsuki and collects the different demons in ppl like Gaara's and Narutos
What will happen next? Stay tuned for the next segement of TAKENO-KUN TRYS TO BE KEWLER THEN SASUKE
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:48 am
Now we meet Sasuke while taking the wolf pups out for a walk
TK: Sasuke! Sasuke: What the hell are you doing with those? TK: Im um taking them for a walk sweatdrop Sasuke: Wow ur just there slave you suck TK: No Im not! They are teaching me everything I need to beat you! Sasuke: stare LIke how to walk a dog? TK: No....um.... Sasuke: Loser TK: stressed Thats it! *tries to hit sasuke* Sasuke: *dodges and knocks TK out* Sasuke: You are such a loser *walks away* *wolves follow after Sasuke wagging their tails adn forgetting about poor TK*
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:53 am
TK I LOVE YOU!!!!! heart
sasuke can....rot! .... stare
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:00 pm
Sasuke:...eh Ive been called worse, a stupid girl cant hurt me TK: Dont insult Tumbles damnit Sasuke stare TK: scream stressed stressed stare sweatdrop *gets beaten up by sasuke* TK: Damnit! Wheres the wolf leader? WL: Have you still learned nothing TK? TK: Apparently not! WL: You must control your anger and not let Sasuke get to you. Only then can you beat him TK: Aww but its not fun that way WL: Look either you get angry and lose all the time or you dont and win which do you prefer? TK: ... Can I gloat over beating him still? WL: Why not TK: Whoo hoo! Ill go with the second one!
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:16 pm
see...now you're just being sexist....that's not kewl...at lest TK isn't sexist.... 3nodding
stupid girl my a**.......
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:32 pm
Now we see Sasuke out on a mission with his fellow team members Naruto and the Kunoichi Sakura (Kunoichi=girl ninja/shinobi)
Sasuke: I got this ninja here! *takes care of ninja* Sakura: Your so keeewwwl Sasuke! * heart * Naruto: Hes not that kewl! KIba: Well if it isnt Naruto. Naruto: Hey Kiba, Hey Akamaru *Pets Akamaru* Sakura: What are you doing here Kiba? Kiba: I was looking for TK Hinata ran off with him saying they were planning something. *TK and Hinata pop out of bushes* TK biggrin IE SASUKE! HInata: eek *sees naruto* Kyaaa! *turns away blushing madly.* *Sasuke beats TK away* TK: Hinata! You were supposed to hold his arms while I kicked him! Hinata: Sor-Sorry TK Its just I.... NAruto: Hey KIba why is HInata blushing and looking at me like that? Kiba: stare You really are dense arent you? Naruto: Hey! Whats that mean?! Sasuke: IF were done here Ill be leaving to train some more *turns around* Sakura: Wait Sasuke-kun! Lets train together! *follows Sasuke* Naruto: Wait Sakura! Wouldnt you rather train with me? Sakura OF course not! Hinata: Um well...you could um...train with me Naruto-kun... NAruto: Huh? Whatd you say HInata? HInata: *blushing* Um I mean... Kiba: Lets just go Hinata We have a new mission and Shino is waiting for us Hinata: Oh ok *slouchs defeated TK: Hey! What about me?! gonk Naruto: crying Lets just go get some Ramen TK TK: crying crying We suck dont we? Naruto: Yep. *goes and eats ramen*
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:39 pm
Takeno-Kun TK: Ok Naruto thats enough Ramen, so how are we going to get sasuke? Naruto: I say we pull a prank on him. TK: Like what? Naruto: *whisper whisper* TK: AWESOME! LETS DO IT! Naruto: Hinata can you keep Sasuke busy? HInata: Su-sure Naruto-kun TK: BEt if I asked shed say no Naruto: Huh? TK: Nothing! Sasuke: What are you two up to? Hinata: Sasuke-kun, Shi-ino-kun wanted me to ask you something... Sasuke: What? Naruto: Now! TK: *swips hand across Sasuke's face* I got ya nose! Naruto: Haha! Sasuke: What? NO NOT MY BEUATIFUL NOSE! TK: Dude your joking.... Sasuke: Somebody I need a mirror, no a plastic surgeon. TSUNADE!!! HInata: eek That worked? TK: Why are you surprised? Naruto: Oh yeah! We rule!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:17 am
I do believe that is victory number one! ^^
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:31 pm
I believe it is! Takeno-Kun Sasuke 1 500,000,000 Whoo hoo! Im getting there! ^ ^
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:27 pm
Setting- Planning....
TK: Ok ive gathered you all here for one thing. twisted To finally beat Uchiha Sasuke. Neji: I dont have anything to do with him. Theres no reason for me.... Lee: We must help such a noble cause Neji! Or else we are not worthy to be Gai-senseis students *flame* Tenten: *sighs* Lets just get this over with. Naruto: Yes! So whats the plan TK? TK: sweatdrop I was hoping you guys had one. Everyone: stare NEji and Shino: *stands up.* Im leaving Kiba: Sit down Shino. Itll be fun Shino stare ....Fine... HInata: Neji-nii-san we have to help TK hes pitiful without help TK: What?!! Hinata" *blush* eek Um... I mean...that is.... Sakura: I want help anyone try adn hurt sasuke-kun Ino: For once Miss Forehead is right! Im leaving too. Come on Chouji and Shikamaru Chouji: *Eating chips* No can do Ino Ino: What?! WHY?! TK: *smirk* I bribed him with an all you can eat coupon. Ino: scream Fine then! SHIKAMARU LETS GO! Shikamaru: I hate it when they get all bitchy... Sakura: Back off Ino. I wanna save Sasuke-Kun too but... Ino: Stay out of it fatso! Sakura: stressed Thats it! *girls start fighting* Shikamaru: *sigh* this is too much work Hinata: Um... Please stop...youll hurt yourselfs.... Naruto: Forget those two Hinata we have work to do Hinata: *blush blush* Umm um um Kiba: Hinata calm down.... NAruto: Something wrong Hinata? Yur face is all red *touches forehead* Hinata: KYAAAA! *wheels backwards stunned Shino and Kiba: Hinata! *dive to catch but miss* Naruto: What the? Lee: *Tears streaming down face* Yes! Truly this is the epitome of adolescence! Sakura! *wink* Sakura: Kyaaa! *starts to back away* Lee: Sakura: Where are you going my love? *winks, hearts go flying at her* Sakura: OH MY GAWD! *dodges them* Ino: Haha! Loser boy loves Loser girl Sakura: Im going to get you Ino! Lee: Must you always dodge them *depressed* Gai: *walks up with Kakashi*Lee! Lee: Hai! Sensei! Gai: You must learn to woo your women like so. *flirts with Tenten* Tenten: eek Get the hell away from me sensei *shivers as if dramatized* Kakashi: I dont think thats how you do it Gai Gai: Then let us have a competition Kakashi! Let us go around and get as many women as possible to fall in love with us! Kakashi: stare ...No...*walks away reading* Gai: *clenches fist* My rival is to good... Lee: Sensei! Show me the ways of love! Gai: Yes! LEts go! See that girl *starts talking with Lee walking away.* Kiba: Hinata! Wake up! Shino go get some water! TK: What just happened? Sakura: Ino you pig! Get off of Sasuke-kun! Ino: blaugh No way go away sakura-chan Sasuke: Did I miss something? TK: crying Why are you here? this was a secret Kill sasuke meeting! Sasuke: Its not a good one *looks at disorder* TK: crying Just go ahead and beat me now Sasuke: ... stare Nah...*walks away with Ino still clinging to him and Sakura pulling her leg* Naruto: Was it something I said? *staring at HInata* Shino: This oughta do it *dumps water over her head* Hinata: *sputtering* Shi-Shino-kun! Kiba: *sighs* Finally TK: Im going to leave now *inches toward door.* NEji: Lets not do this anytime soon TK: Deal
((rather long lol))
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:52 pm
 I thought this was rather funny ^ ^ enjoy
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:44 pm
Takeno-Kun AskEdwardElric Takeno-Kun AskEdwardElric Takeno-Kun Er...well you see...It was a joke originally sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop . But I will beat you! ninja Thats my ninja way! To beat the strongest ninjas out there! *gets ready to dodge the fire* From Takeno-kun (who is kewler then you) Dear Takeno who is not cooler than me,
You know what....you're also a very annoying person, so because of that you're annoying me in a very annoyingly way...There's no way that someone can be cooler than me, and by the way, do you really think that you can defeat me...I do pity you...more than that baka Naruto...and to say the truth you really sound like him with that crap of "That's my ninja way"... There's no way you can look cooler than this...hmph...
*crazy fangirls screaming*
Sasuke, who is way much cooler than youNOOOOOO!!!!!!! I am NOT Naruto! (No offense Naruto) Dont get me confused with him! *is glad your not going to roasts him* Well maybe if you pity me that means youll go easy on me sweatdrop Oh theres a way to look kewler then that I just have to find it. *Restrains from punching the fangirls* Damnit... Takeno-Kun who will defeat you. Dear Takeno who surely must be kidding me about the "defeat you" part, 'cause I'm sure he likes to be alive, Yeah, I do pity you for saying those nonsenses about you being cooler than me...and about the defeat me part...you must really be in extreme pain, 'cause you surely have a high fever...Do you really think that you can defeat the almighty Sasuke Uchiha? The one who has mastered Chidori? The one who defeated Naruto? The one who is too beautiful to be defeated? Hahahahahaha...'Cause I don't think so... evil Sasuke *the one who is better than you and everyone else* Dear sasuke (who is the weakest of all the ninja twisted )
Yeah being alive is great! And now Im not in any physical pain in fact Im at my peak ! whee And you know Kakashi has mastered the chidori and hes waaay stronger then you. And tech. You didnt defeat Naruto. He went easy on you since your his friend adn he thinks of you as a brother. And your not that pretty. *runs from screaming fangirls*
Guess what Sasuke? *points to head* Ive got a headband now! I AM OFFICIALLY KEWLER THEN YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All my training and perspiration has paid off. Now no matter what you do I can beat you *growing ego*
Takeno-kun who is waaaaaaay more beuatiful then you
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