Oh and, for the purposes of this poem, "#ennui" is pronounced "ahn-you-wee" instead of "ahn-wee".
It's Sunday, oh boy!
I wake up in joy
I'm thinking of IRC.
Alone in the house
I click on the mouse
To login to #ennui.
And who do I see
Who's giggling with glee
'tis Ocean on IRC.
She says to me "Hi!"
She seems to be high
She's happy in #ennui.
Then Bendeh comes in
And ******** up my shin
I'm dying on IRC!
But Ocean's the cure
I'm so very sure
Revived me in #ennui.
She's not in her chair
Teh Nova's not there
She's absent from IRC.
But she's not alone
Our Daniel is prone
To walk out from #ennui.
Our Hito's so cool
He works with his tools
There's movies on IRC.
Just one thing bores him
She makes him feel grim
'tis Anmol on #ennui.
She follows the rules
Makes us look like fools
But fears one on IRC.
Of Nexus, afraid
When he throws grenades
He's psycho in #ennui.
Here's Panda, I know
She tricked me like whoa
She pwned me on IRC!
Right now, I'll say
I'll pwn her someday
Just wait for me, #ennui.
With Kinu at right
She takes much delight
Of Ashy in IRC.
A Faekat right here
I find that quite queer
That's their fun in #ennui.
Computers screw up
Poor Leiko, yup yup
She's severed from IRC.
But when she comes back
We glomp and attack
Our Leiko in #ennui.
And last but not least
She posts like a beast
'tis Kaiya on IRC.
She looks like she's crazed
It leaves me amazed
I say this in #ennui.
It's midnight right now
Time passed me somehow
'tis late here on IRC.
I say 'bye' and such
I miss you all much
Goodnight to all, #ennui.
I wake up in joy
I'm thinking of IRC.
Alone in the house
I click on the mouse
To login to #ennui.
And who do I see
Who's giggling with glee
'tis Ocean on IRC.
She says to me "Hi!"
She seems to be high
She's happy in #ennui.
Then Bendeh comes in
And ******** up my shin
I'm dying on IRC!
But Ocean's the cure
I'm so very sure
Revived me in #ennui.
She's not in her chair
Teh Nova's not there
She's absent from IRC.
But she's not alone
Our Daniel is prone
To walk out from #ennui.
Our Hito's so cool
He works with his tools
There's movies on IRC.
Just one thing bores him
She makes him feel grim
'tis Anmol on #ennui.
She follows the rules
Makes us look like fools
But fears one on IRC.
Of Nexus, afraid
When he throws grenades
He's psycho in #ennui.
Here's Panda, I know
She tricked me like whoa
She pwned me on IRC!
Right now, I'll say
I'll pwn her someday
Just wait for me, #ennui.
With Kinu at right
She takes much delight
Of Ashy in IRC.
A Faekat right here
I find that quite queer
That's their fun in #ennui.
Computers screw up
Poor Leiko, yup yup
She's severed from IRC.
But when she comes back
We glomp and attack
Our Leiko in #ennui.
And last but not least
She posts like a beast
'tis Kaiya on IRC.
She looks like she's crazed
It leaves me amazed
I say this in #ennui.
It's midnight right now
Time passed me somehow
'tis late here on IRC.
I say 'bye' and such
I miss you all much
Goodnight to all, #ennui.
There ya go.