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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:13 pm


So, I have a sister, named Young Rena (Rena and Gade. Rena, Gade. Get it? You can laugh now) who usually parades around Gaia as an angel imp. But she recently had a change in style and posted about it in a separate guild we both happen to be in. The topic goes somewhat like this.

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[THREAD TITLE] So I wake up one morning and find I have four legs...[/THREAD TITLE]

...The hell did I do last night?


Well, what did she do last night, forum?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:45 pm


Young Gade
So, I have a sister, named Young Rena (Rena and Gade. Rena, Gade. Get it? You can laugh now) who usually parades around Gaia as an angel imp. But she recently had a change in style and posted about it in a separate guild we both happen to be in. The topic goes somewhat like this.

Young Rena
[THREAD TITLE] So I wake up one morning and find I have four legs...[/THREAD TITLE]

...The hell did I do last night?


Well, what did she do last night, forum?

Hmm....how about drinking potions?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:55 am


Well not so sure about imps, but I know that centaurs are known for their alcoholism, so maybe it runs in imps too.
She gets a little drunk, grabs what she thinks is liqueur, and bam, four legs. :]
That's my theory anyway.

I know a brother sister team here on gaia. Their names are KettChup, and MuStarrd. (Get it, ketchup and mustard. lol)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:06 pm


yukisuzu9
Well not so sure about imps, but I know that centaurs are known for their alcoholism, so maybe it runs in imps too.
She gets a little drunk, grabs what she thinks is liqueur, and bam, four legs. :]
That's my theory anyway.

I know a brother sister team here on gaia. Their names are KettChup, and MuStarrd. (Get it, ketchup and mustard. lol)


Cool joke biggrin

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Young Gade

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:38 pm


yukisuzu9
Well not so sure about imps, but I know that centaurs are known for their alcoholism, so maybe it runs in imps too.
She gets a little drunk, grabs what she thinks is liqueur, and bam, four legs. :]
That's my theory anyway.

I know a brother sister team here on gaia. Their names are KettChup, and MuStarrd. (Get it, ketchup and mustard. lol)



Exactly. I broke it down to her, in a way that is almost completely ornery and in character for my avatar.

It went a little something like this:

Young Gade
YOU GOT WASTED OFF OF 12 SHOTS OF AMARETTO AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MOCK ME AND BECOME A CENTAUR COWBOY, AS OPPOSED TO ME BEING A CENTAUR NINJA. THUS SPENDING A GOOD 100K ON THE REQUISITE POTION AND OUTFIT.

EXCEPT NINJA HAVE NO BEEF WITH COWBOYS. IT'S THOSE GODDAMN PIRATES THAT RUB US THE WRONG WAY. THEN AGAIN YOU WERE DRUNK AND IT WAS HILARIOUS, SO EITHER WAY, IT'S A WIN FOR ME AND I HARDLY FEEL MOCKED AT ALL.

HAVE FUN DROPPING 25K TO BECOME A FAGGOTY a** ANGEL IMP AGAIN.

EDIT: ALSO, NO ONE ON GAIA LIKES TO DRAW CENTAURS ANYWAYS, EVEN IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DROP 500K FOR YOUR STUPID DAMN ART.

AND NO, YOU CANNOT JOIN THE LEGION OF CENTAURS.


Of course, she's now asking me if she can join the legion of centaurs. And DON'T BE OFFENDED BY WHAT I SAID ABOUT CENTAUR ART, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, NO ONE LIKES TO DRAW US.

I AM SADDENED BY IT AS WELL. IF ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO DRAW ME WILL BE MORE EPIC THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:22 pm


Young Gade
yukisuzu9
Well not so sure about imps, but I know that centaurs are known for their alcoholism, so maybe it runs in imps too.
She gets a little drunk, grabs what she thinks is liqueur, and bam, four legs. :]
That's my theory anyway.

I know a brother sister team here on gaia. Their names are KettChup, and MuStarrd. (Get it, ketchup and mustard. lol)



Exactly. I broke it down to her, in a way that is almost completely ornery and in character for my avatar.

It went a little something like this:

Young Gade
YOU GOT WASTED OFF OF 12 SHOTS OF AMARETTO AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MOCK ME AND BECOME A CENTAUR COWBOY, AS OPPOSED TO ME BEING A CENTAUR NINJA. THUS SPENDING A GOOD 100K ON THE REQUISITE POTION AND OUTFIT.

EXCEPT NINJA HAVE NO BEEF WITH COWBOYS. IT'S THOSE GODDAMN PIRATES THAT RUB US THE WRONG WAY. THEN AGAIN YOU WERE DRUNK AND IT WAS HILARIOUS, SO EITHER WAY, IT'S A WIN FOR ME AND I HARDLY FEEL MOCKED AT ALL.

HAVE FUN DROPPING 25K TO BECOME A FAGGOTY a** ANGEL IMP AGAIN.

EDIT: ALSO, NO ONE ON GAIA LIKES TO DRAW CENTAURS ANYWAYS, EVEN IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DROP 500K FOR YOUR STUPID DAMN ART.

AND NO, YOU CANNOT JOIN THE LEGION OF CENTAURS.


Of course, she's now asking me if she can join the legion of centaurs. And DON'T BE OFFENDED BY WHAT I SAID ABOUT CENTAUR ART, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, NO ONE LIKES TO DRAW US.

I AM SADDENED BY IT AS WELL. IF ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO DRAW ME WILL BE MORE EPIC THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.



*GUNSHOT*

Found yer guild bro. >=D

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Young Gade

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:23 pm


Young Rena

*GUNSHOT*

Found yer guild bro. >=D



OH GOD NO. *DODGE*

BAN HER! DEER KICK HER OUT! KICK HER OUT NOW!

HOW DID YOU FIND US!?

AAAAAAAAAH!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:11 am


*looks at feet with guilt*
Well..... I think I might have an idea on how she got here....

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:18 am


Hahaha, I just encountered Rena through an art thread yesterday, then I find a thread here about her too!

I'ma... ur... centaur punk?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:14 am


Hehe, this is going to be fun xp

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:26 am


-kaasblokje-
Hehe, this is going to be fun xp

I know right? xd
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:13 am


Welcome Young Rena! I will personally make sure you annoy your brother at every turn. razz lol, no you're going to have to do that on your own, I can't be bothered. biggrin

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Young Gade

PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:33 pm


OH GOD MY OWN PEOPLE ARE TURNING AGAINST ME.

YOU.

SICKEN.

ME.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:34 pm


Oh, stop, you can handle me being around, silly-head.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:28 am


So I take you two are the kind of siblings that are constantly fighting and picking on each other?
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