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 Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:09 pm
EVERYBODY SHARE YOUR WTF STORIES
times when something kind of odd happened and you didn't know what the ******** biggrin
this morning i was enjoying a lazy sunday of sleeping in when i heard a knock on the door, loud and insistent. i sat up and listened, thinking maybe i had dreamed it because i was the only one home and wasn't expecting company. nope. two more times the barrage of knocks assaulted my door before i managed to pull some clothes on and stumble downstairs to the front door. i opened it with great trepidation to find:
a hipster. i'm talking bushy ironic bearded, skinny jeans wearing, clove cigarette smoking, behoodied hipster. he points to my roommate's boyfriend's bike leaning up against the porch and says, "hey, can i buy that bike from you?"
i told him it wasn't mine to sell and he commented on how weird it was that the bike was just sitting around outside, not chained up or anything. once he left i put it in the garage.
wtf.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:42 pm
Ok, so a similar thing happened to me, except much more creepy o.0.
I live in the middle of freaking nowhere. I do see houses, but it's rare to see another car while driving down my road. Get the picture? No one ever comes to our door. No one. Not even on Halloween. Someone did, though, at 7AM one morning. We where sitting having breakfast and the doorbell rang.
Imagine the creepiest, smelliest, most disconcerting girl from your high school. Well, she's the one that rang the doorbell. I never knew that she lived just a few miles away from my house and to this day I have nightmares about it. I was too afraid to answer the door so I made my dad do it. She said hi then proceeded to tell us that her and her younger brother had been walking around all night. On country roads. In the middle of nowhere.
My dad said "ok" then shut the door.
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:18 pm
  So. I'm at work one day and I get a phone call. There is a strange east Indian voice on the other end of the line. He proceeds to tell me that I am gorgeous and he watches me coming in and out of work every day and he thinks I am very pretty. He wants us to be friends. I politely decline, and he inquires as to why. I tell him that I have enough friends, and he asks whether I would change my mind if he approached me in person. I tell him that I do not wish for him to approach me in person and I would like it very much if he would stop watching me coming in and out of work every day. He tells me that his name is Kevin, and is very adamant about my remembering this fact. He repeats it a few times over, and then tells me that he is very sorry if he has hurt me in the past, or if he hurts me in the future. Then he hangs up. I proceed to get my boyfriend to pick me up from work every day for a month to discourage creeps. D: 
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:48 pm
Tedie Behr
EVERYBODY SHARE YOUR WTF STORIES
times when something kind of odd happened and you didn't know what the ******** biggrin
this morning i was enjoying a lazy sunday of sleeping in when i heard a knock on the door, loud and insistent. i sat up and listened, thinking maybe i had dreamed it because i was the only one home and wasn't expecting company. nope. two more times the barrage of knocks assaulted my door before i managed to pull some clothes on and stumble downstairs to the front door. i opened it with great trepidation to find:
a hipster. i'm talking bushy ironic bearded, skinny jeans wearing, clove cigarette smoking, behoodied hipster. he points to my roommate's boyfriend's bike leaning up against the porch and says, "hey, can i buy that bike from you?"
i told him it wasn't mine to sell and he commented on how weird it was that the bike was just sitting around outside, not chained up or anything. once he left i put it in the garage.
wtf.the correct response would be to tell him to get a job and kick him in the shin. also creepy stories. :s I have a million and one stories, but considering they're all either while I'm at work, (I work for a porn company), or while I'm in cosplay they aren't that weird.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:45 am
I could tell you a few WTF stories from back when I had a McJob. However, one stands out more than any.
I was working on the drive-through window, taking orders and payment, when this drunk came through on foot. Now, a few weeks before I started my job (which was a few months before this event), a drunk walked through the drive-through and was refused, since it's a DRIVE-through, to which they responded by smashing the window. So from that point on, we had to take on-foot orders just in case something like that happened again.
Anyway, the drunk rambled on about being on-foot and kept making suggestive winks and saying "just pretend I'm in a car mate", even though I told him we had to take orders from people on-foot.
He then asked for the "biggest burger you sell". I told him what the current "biggest burger" was and he said it wasn't big enough. He then said, "I want the biggest burger ever! I want there to be so much meat in it, people will look at it and go 'oh no! there's too much meat!' and then I'll laugh and go 'no, there isn't enough meat!' and they'll be shocked and stuff."
I then said we didn't ahve anything like that, so he repeated himself. I repeated myself and he then ordered my recommendation. He paid for it, then walked to the third window. He then waited for a moment, before wandering off without collecting it.
About 20 minutes later, he came in-store and done the exact same thing. Exactly the same, even paying and wandering off without it.
We never saw him again.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:51 am
today, someone paid me roughly $50 to blackmail them into giving me MORE money.
literally.
i love my job.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:42 am
mea what is your job and are you hiring?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:47 am
i literally troll for a living
at my office we run fake webcam girls and type when they type, etc
ironically we work for a well known porn company which i can't name
my boss even had his own tv show!
it's like the best job in the world btw, and i'm getting a promotion to manager according to my boss
so
my life rules
(no sry we aren't right now but i bet you'd be good at it <3)
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