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Man: "'Evening, squire!"
Squire: (stiffly) "Good evening."
Man: "Is, uh ... is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
Squire: "I, uh, I beg your pardon?"
Man: "Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?"
Squire: (flustered) "Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes."
Man: "Aaaaaaaah, bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?"
Squire: (confused) "I'm afraid I don't quite follow you."
Man: "Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!"
Squire: "Are you, uh ... are you selling something?"
Man: "SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?" (pause)
Man: "Oooh! Yer wicked, ay! Wicked, ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!"
Squire: "Well, I, uh ..."
Man: "Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?"
Squire: "Um, she likes sport, yes!"
Man: "I bet she does, I bet she does!"
Squire: "As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket."
Man: "'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?"
Squire: "She has travelled, yes. She's from Scarsdale." (pause)
Man: "SAY NO MORE!! Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!"
Squire: "I wasn't going to!"
Man: "Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in ... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowingly?"
Squire: "Photography?"
Man: "Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?"
Squire: "Holiday snaps, eh?"
Man: "They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?"
Squire: "No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera."
Man: Oh. (leeringly) "Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?"
Squire: "Look ... are you insinuating something?"
Man: "Oh, no, no, no ... yes."
Squire: "Well?
Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire."
Squire: "Yes ..."
Man: "I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh ... you've 'done it' ..."
Squire: "What do you mean?"
Man: "Well, I mean like ... you've SLEPT ... with a lady..."
Squire: "Yes ..."
Man: "What's it like?"