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 Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:53 pm
Ok I am bored and have been looking at some random jokes and I know I love a good joke so I thought I would start a joke sharing thread ^^ Have fun and enjoy the jokes... One liners preferred but if you have a longer joke its ok.
Try to keep them fairly clean... sweatdrop no super dirty sex jokes plz
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:09 pm
-chuckles- that would really stink though made me chuckle. very nice topic smile
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:13 pm
I have a joke I heard from comedian Jeff Foxworthy or maybe it was Bill Engvall
This guy goes to the doctor and doctor tells him he has 24 hours to live. So he goes home and tells his wife and says "I want to make love to you as many times as I can." and so they went one hour, two hour, so on and they fell asleep. Around 5am he wakes up and shakes his wife and says "I only got a short time left. I want to make love to you one last time." His wife turns to him and says.
"that's easy for you to say Jerry you don't have to get up in the morning."
I'm not sure if others would find that funny but it had made me chuckle 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:40 pm
xp It's pretty funny. I've heard it before, though.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:49 pm
yeah it seemed fun ^^
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:52 pm
I originally heard this joke with my nephew in a youtube video (you can see it here; it's pretty catchy!). It's old, but I think it's funny.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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