
(This is one I've had in my facebook notes, might as well have it here)
Groups of people try to survive the global cataclysm that is the end of the world. Complete with massive earthquakes, outragous volcanic eruptions and giant tidal waves.
I am not the biggest fan of Roland Emmerich. But I'll admit, I sorta liked independence day, I tolerated godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow was ok, and I don't wanna waste my time with 10,000 B.C. or stargate.
So what about 2012?
As much as I love disaster movies, when I saw the trailer for this movie I said to myself: "I'm not seeing this one" but my dad kept on insisting that I see the movie. I don't know what came over me, but finally I decided to rent it and watch it.
And I have to say that no movie has ever made me more mad than this one.
Many parts of this movie are either ridiculous, over the top, and completely innapropriate.
For example:
The scenes where the main characters (most of which I thought were boring, stuck up and kinda hated) were running from disaster were way too repetative that the next ones just got more boring.
This movie has two characters who are musicians and they have one scene where they talk about how it's not the end of the world and they even sing a song about it, and it's pathetically ovbious they are going to die.
They rip off The Posiedon Adventure!!
The government was beind the assasinations of anyone who tried to blab about the end of the world, and like an idiot they warn the world about it at the last minute. And it seems pretty clear that the government is more concerned with saving thier own lives then others.
Incredibly dumb scenes that try to be funny but are just stupid involving a voice activated car, a tight rope walking dog, and a scene with a chicken reacting to news of a coming disaster while one person tells his grandma they have to leave before it hits, but she insists they eat first & then DECAPITATES THE CHICKEN!!
And on top of all this, most of the time I could predict when characters would die and to be honest, I wanted them to. And the ones that I prayed would die or at least get injured didnt get a single scratch, what a rip-off!
bottom line: While the effects are nice, the story is terrible. I hated this movie.
Final rating: 0/10
Also, who designs an Ark that can't start it's engine unless all the doors on it are closed?
