I go to clean my refrigerator. I do not know if I shall return unscathed. This quest is not a task to be taken lightly. No oath or bond can hold me to my purpose farther than my will can take me. Yet I know I must succeed for the fate that awaits me should I fail is far worse than death. (Especially since I have no medical insurance.)
Wish me luck, my fellows. I do not know if I shall return...
