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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:15 pm
You walk up towards what appears to be a hole, right in the middle of the forest! You scratch your head as you walk around it and gaze into it. You then look up and notice a sign.
BEWARE OF DRAGON!
You laugh at the thought of a dragon in a hole and decide to descend into the hole...
Greetings, this is zee Cave! O.O ... You must have either been put in here... work here... or are very, very lost.
~If you are a Prisoner, you must post every three days till your tirm is up or risk being banned by the Keeper!
~If you are a Guard, you must make sure the prisoners post every three days, and if they do not, report to the Keeper and measures will be taken!!!
~If you are lost, feel free to still visit until you find your way out...
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:32 pm
Zee Keeper and ruler of the cave!
Zee Dragon
Dragon's lackeys
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:35 pm
*walks up towards what appears to be a hole, right in the middle of the forest! scratches head & walks around it, gazing into it. looks up and notices a sign.*
BEWARE OF WAGON!
*giggles at the thought of a scary wagon in a hole and decides to descend into the hole...*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:39 pm
*Snorts and snores happily in the depths of the cave. At times, there is a short break in the sleeping noises, to raise one leg to randomly scratch at myself*
Hmm..*Mumbling to myself as I hear something approach my domain*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:08 pm
*sings happily in the dark while scuffiling through the guano*
I, said the little leatherwing bat...
I'll tell to you the reason that
The reason that I fly by niiiiiiiight
It's because I lost my love's de-liiiight
Hie dee lie dee live a long day
Hie dee lie dee live a long-- whoops!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:14 pm
*Both my eyes shoot open immediately to the sound of an intruding voice*
Who in hell would wander into my domain, knowing there lay a dragon?
*Springing to my feet, holding a guarded stance as I wait, and hear the singing voice coming closer to my keep*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:27 pm
Hello? Are there any leatherwing bats here? Is anyone home? Come out, come out wherever you are!
Here bat bat bat. I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want to play with you. I've got some yummy fruit!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:34 pm
*Rearing back on my haunches, I launch myself at the voice. Mouth agape and nostrils flaring*
WHO DARE ENTER MY DOMAIN!? *I say in a loud growl*
*Spies a girl, small in stature, wading though the almost knee-deep guano*
. . .
Tourist. *Sighs and relaxes*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:39 pm
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
A real live bat! I knew it. Just follow the guano I told everyone. Hey Mr. or Ms. Bat, sorry if that's offensive... but ummm can you come with me for show and tell? Are you a boy or girl bat? Don't show me or anything. You can just tell me and I'll believe you.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:49 pm
*Snorts in displeasure* Look, Kid. I'm not a bat, ok. I'm a Dragon. Hence the fierce welcome you just got. *Nonchalantly gazes at my raptor-like claws in an almost bored fashion* Plus, my wings aren't large enough to be a flying rat. Pfft.
As for my gender, I am female. Of course, I'm able to self-inseminate myself if no boy-dragons are available. That only tends to happen every 100 odd years, or so.
*Glares at the girl* What are you doing here anyways. Figured the warning sign out front would keep people away.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:54 pm
You are the rudest bat I ever met. Do you want me to tell your mom how you are treating valued customers? DO you?
Calm down and let's have tea and talk about this. You can pour and I'll consider giving a good report.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:58 pm
My mother is dead. In fact, I killed her to gain control of this cave, funny story to which I might tell you later. *Smirks*
I am rather...hungry. *Licks my lips* You do look rather..tasty. Are you a tasty Human, I suppose? *Creeps a bit closer to you* Only one way to find out. *Grins wide, baring rows of razor-sharp teeth*
Tea. Yes, there's always got to be something to eat with tea, wouldn't you agree? *Creeps even closer*
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:04 pm
Sad about your mom. Well! Yes, let's do tea. Those slurping noises are soooo incredibly annoying. DO YOU MIND?
And your breath. Have you been flossing? Because you have stage 2 gingivitis. We'll get to that later. You'd think bats never heard of oral hygiene. SHEESH.
I'm hungry, too. And you seem a little overweight. Do you mind terribly?
*takes a bite of bat knee*
Crunchy. Sulphuric. Toasty. Tangy aroma with a subtle ummm coppery tone to it. Not bad, really. How old are you?
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:16 pm
*Roars in pain and disgust* GET. OUT. NOW! If you value your life what so ever!! *My face mearly inches from the girl's, breathing hot breath down upon her*
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