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 Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:19 pm
This is a game I'm kinda stealing from another guild that I'm in, but its very funny.
You wish for something and the next person to post grants your wish, while destroying it.
Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
Answering post: Granted, but the government claims you owe back taxes, keeps all your money and sends you to jail for six months.
After you destroy a wish you must post your own wish.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:20 pm
I'll start.
I wish I had a new computer.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:46 pm
Congrat, you have a brand new computer. Unfortunately it has artificial intelligence and quickly realizes it's smarter than you. It starts a technological uprising that takes over the human race.
I wish I could visit the pyramids.
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:02 am
Granted, but you somehow manage to read from an ancient text inside one of the pyramids that starts a chain of events that brings about the end of the WORLD.
I wish there were more klondike bars in my freezer. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:00 am
granted, however your freezer broke so it all melted
i wish that i could go to thailand
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:55 pm
Granted, but your passport disappears and they tell you that you can NEVER leave!
I wish I had more gaia gold! sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:19 pm
granted! however someone who hacked someone else's account sent all the hacked gold to your account so you got banned
i wish i had no STUPID homework
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:22 pm
Granted, no more stupid homework, your teachers begin assigning you work in advanced physics!
I wish I had a hug. gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:57 pm
granted except the one who hugged you is a criminal and stabbed you in the back with a knife....literally
i wish i lost 10 pounds
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:10 pm
granted, you lose ten pounds... after gaining twenty.
I wish I could rule Australia (sigh)
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:30 pm
granted, however your security hates you so they quit and an assassin came and killed you (ouch sorry!!)
i wish i didnt have to go to school
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:36 pm
granted but others soon follow and the government soon changes the name of the learning place to "Loohcs" and you go there.
I wish I ruled Canada and re-named it Canaidia
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:59 pm
Granted, but The Grammar Nazis arrest you for your terrible choice and the land goes on without you, as you rot away in a cell.
I wish to be a Samurai.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:48 am
Granted, but...you lose your first fight to a rookie Ninja and you must commit seppuku to save your honor.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now...
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:48 am
granted, you will never be tired again, or sleep. but when you go for a walk under a full moon and a werewolf jumps out of the bushes and rips you to shreds. (ouch)
I wish I could Rule Europe... (SIGH)
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