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 Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:56 pm
His name is George. :3 They Grow Up So Fast . . .
Wai hallo there!
As you may have guessed from the title, the Guild is one year old today! And would you look at that - April Fool's Day to boot. To celebrate this truly momentous occasion, we've created a thread in which anything goes; if you've always wanted a character to dress up as a Sailor Scout, if you want your Pokemon to form a rock band, if you wanted a certain pair of Pokemon to follow in the footsteps of Pinky and the Brain - anything goes in here.
I command you to abuse this power. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:00 pm
Do we all get free fezes? .3.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:06 pm
Free fezes, Stetsons, bow ties, jellybabies, slinkies, sonic screwdrivers, 3D glasses, laser spanners and K-9's. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:36 pm
A-Rockin'-And-A-Rollin'It was a busy night at Wembley Arena - the turnout was truly tremendous, thousands crowding to get the best view of the stage, on which an assortment of instruments lay strewn, ready to be picked up. Spotlights roved about the place, glow sticks were drunk by children that didn't know better, and much alcohol was consumed . . .
Until suddenly, the spotlights zigzagged back to the stage, focusing on the Pokemon taking to the center - an Arcanine took up a guitar and microphone, a Zoroark the bass guitar, a Lucario the keyboards, a Linoone the drums, with a Wigglytuff taking up backing vocal positions - finally, a Snorlax strode on, wearing a fez, and looked ready to strut his stuff.
All eyes were on Excalibur, as he, Santiago, Loony, Diego and Wesker began to sing.
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy . . ."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:16 pm
The Time WarpAnother day in the Pokemon Center, another Nurse Joy working her herself into a frenzy, another Chansey running around with trays of Poke Balls - but despite appearances to the contrary, this was no ordinary day at the Goldenrod City Poke Center.
Around midday, Nurse Joy made her way into the center of the Poke Center, attracting odd looks from the trainers that stood all around her, especially given the heavy make-up she had donned - eye shadow, mascara, lip stick . . . all very bewildering.
But not quite as bewildering as the sound of ripping clothing as she tore off her nurse's uniform, revealing an outfit that would blind a bat.
Which was, in turn, not as bewildering as the song she and a male trainer began to sing, quickly joined by the rest of the trainers in the Center . . .
"It's astounding, time is fleeting . . ."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:02 pm
Sailor Devyn
"...This is the LAST time I start a bettin' pool with you people...," grumbled everyone's favorite blonde porcupine Elite from behind a (unfortunately?)solid-color dressing-room curtain.
"Hey." Reno shrugged, his body shaking with repressed laughter. "It was either you, Ally, Dragon-boy, or Jackson--"
"--and I wouldn't be caught dead in that get-up." The raven-haired Brain crossed her arms over her chest.
"Unless Ryu~ugi said otherwi--" The redhead's snide remark was interrupted by a whack upside the head by a plastic lightsaber(well you guys always wondered what that silver thing was that she carried!).
"...Where is Jackson, anyway?"
"I think he mentioned a camera..." Reno cupped his chin in thought with a fingerless-gloved hand.
"...Goddammit..." The dressing-room curtain was thrust aside, revealing the loser of a bet that really shouldn't be mentioned - i.e. Devyn - wearing a full-blown Sailor Scout costume. "So help me if I find pictures'a this from King Trident on the Plateau website...!" If looks could kill, Ally and Reno would probably be dead by now.
Wait a second - was the blonde Elite blushing?
"Bite me, narrator!" Fuming, Devyn gave a nearby security camera a suggestive hand gesture...
~~~
...while said narrator was doing Jackson a favor, since she named her Blastoise after him on SoulSilver.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:29 pm
To Prove Their . . . Pokemony Worth?
Night was falling over Professor Elm's lab, and as darkness began to creep over the solitary building, sleep taking the humans . . . two Pokemon were just waking up.
A Raichu, with quite a prominent brow and a shifty look on his face, was prodding awake a Totodile, who had a most vacant look upon his face, his tongue lolling out absent-mindedly as he woke up. "Wake up, Pinky, we have much to do." A grin accompanied the slack tongue. "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" An evil grin spread across the face of the Raichu.
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky . . . TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
As the Electric mouse cackled, calling a thunderstorm to accompany his maniacal laughter, Toby turned to look at the narrator, winking. "Narf?" Then the little sod bit my arm.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:33 pm
GLaD I'm not you. . . "PEOPLE OF MOUNT SILVER!" All the blonde nutter got in response was the sound of Kricketots and Kricketunes. He sighed, plopping onto his butt. Next to him was his purple bodied apparition, Cadaver. "Y'know Cadaver, ever since the Goldenrod liberation and Liam leaving, it's become extremely quiet around here. It's also becoming hard to come up with things to do." He turned to face his Gengar. "Even Mona ran off to do her own thing for a while."He gave another heavy sigh, flopping on his back and resting his head on his hands, staring at the sky. Cadaver plopped down next to him, repeating his motions as best she could. It was a very lazy day. Roz hadn't seen anyone for a while(granted, if he saw Devyn right now he'd probably freak out). He hadn't even done a single crazy thing. Cadaver was starting to get a tad worried. It was only when he started speaking again that a smile started to crawl across her lips. ". . .This was a triumph. . .Im making a note here. . .Huge Success. . ."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:45 pm
I'm late, I'm late! "I swear to ARCEUS when I find the little S@#% that did this to me. . .!"
A certain lavender haired Gym Leader almost smashed his Gym Door when he opened it. Oddly for him, this was not a happy day. Much like Devyn, he was dressed up. Only, he had a pair of white rabbit ears sticking from his head. He had a bright purple vest with gold lining. His pants were tight and black and it felt like his legs were suffocating. The shoes weren't much better, his feet being crushed. At least his long-sleeved white shirt was still there. Regardless, he didn't expect to wake up this day dressed up as some insane rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
"Devyn. . .Either Devyn or Roz that pulled this off. . .Either way, I'm hunting one of them down. Whichever I find first. . ." Releasing Sorgatem, and after several minutes of the metal beast laughing at his Trainer's get-up, Mark hopped onto his steel arachnid and headed off for the mainland.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:08 pm
Jackson, Stop Singing 'The Power of Love'
Seth could hardly believe his eyes, even as the ice on the outside of the DeLorean began to melt, splattering onto the tarmac of the car park, and gulped as he realized what the Doc's discovery could mean. "This is uh... This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?" Oak swiveled around to look at him, googly eyes fixing on the teenager to maximum Einstein effect. "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Pokonium." Seth could literally hear his heart skip a beat. "Uh, Pokonium? Wait a minute. Are - are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?" Oak seemed almost offended at the suggestion, waving his hands about in an almost epileptic fashion.
"No, no, no, no, no. This sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 jiggowatts of electricity I need." Seth was still running through the chain of events that had brought the mad professor to this point. "Doc, you don't just walk into a store and - and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?" Oak hurried to his side, shushing him as quickly as he could. "Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Plasma nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their Pokonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts! Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload."
Seth only had to hear the screech of a VW camper van's tyres to realize where this was going.
"Hey wait, I've seen this one - it's a classic!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:32 pm
Lucky There's A Family Guy . . .
"Giggity-giggity. Giggity-puff."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:49 pm
Happy Birthday, Guild!!
blaugh
ninja ninja ninja
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:55 pm
"Why won't you come over hereeeeee?..."
Mona glided past a group of chattering bystanders, wearing a face of contentment. Her heels clicked across the floor, and oddly enough, along with a tune playing somewhere in the distance... She donned her fez, and smiled to herself. Getting lost in a crowd was fun, and the clinking of beer bottles, and assorted chatter, made her melt into a sea of euphoria. She didn't even mind the distant view of the stage. After fluttering by groups of people, she happened upon a familar face, singing to a Gengar. She shuffled through her picnic basket, and placed a fez on his head, and smirked. "Glad to see you doing well here, Roz. How are you?" She mused, before placing herself next to him and with Lady following. She hopped up next to Mona, both giving a dignified, but cheery air around them.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:11 pm
Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. The waves on Seafoam Islands were calm. All too calm. The small ripples in the tide started to grow. Soon enough, the water exploded outward, two large, blue Empoleon leaping from it. When they landed, the dashed to the side of the island's head. One penguin gave several hand motions, the other nodded, jumped on his belly, and slid over to the cave opening, smacking his back to the left side of the entrance.
The penguin from before dashed over and stopped on the opposite side of the cave entrance. He waved his hand twice and the duo shot inside, kicking the snot out of random Psyduck and karate chopping the Seels. Although, they were eventually surrounded. Standing back to back, one said, "Kowalski, options!"
"Well, Skipper, it looks like we are surrounded."
"Well, I can see that! What do we do about it?"
"I say we go for Plan Delta Niner."
"You sure, Kowalski? That's a highly dangerous maneuver. Could get up both killed! . . .On second thought, it is destructive. Let's do it!"
The duo made one quick move, tossing each other at the Pokemon against them, eventually dropping the entire line. Then they fell in a hole. The hole that totally was not conveniently placed there.
You do not see the hoo~ooole. . .
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:58 pm
"Wait a second - was the blonde Elite blushing?" ~ Hope you like it, Aly! xD ~
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