Now I know what some of you may be thinking: “I am a manly man! I cannot like this!”
You may think so, but you’d be wrong.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is, without a doubt, one of the manliest cartoons I have ever witnessed. Even more manly than He-Man!
Look at that valiant steed! Then compare him to this loser.
Seriously, what man rides a cat? Real men have hooves.
Also, it has dragons.
That guy in the middle? Complete badass. He’s even called Spike.
There’s even a videogame based on the series. The premise is simple: Make friends and beat mini-games to collect friendship sparkles to max out your stats and earn a cutie mark! The gameplay is pretty deep. I can’t really give it too much justice here, so try it for yourself here.
Now I don’t know about you, but when I’m at the cinema, I like a manly snack while I watch the intense man-o-fest that is happening on-screen.
Now is it just me, or is that not the most manly cinema snack you have ever seen?
Many of the ponies have luxurious manes of which put He-Man’s scraggly head-mess to shame.
There is nothing more to be said about this. Surely now, after all my reasoning, you have to believe just how manly this show is?
