So. You’re an established fan. You’ve seen every episode. You have every doll. But there’s something missing, right? You aren’t a pony yourself!
Calm down! There’s a way to make yourself one with the pony now!
It might not be able to turn you into a pony, but with this revolutionary website, you can have a pony name!
To use this wondrous pinnacle of human achievement, simply go to this website and type in your name. Select your gender and click the button.
The ingenious generator then performs incredibly complex mathematical formulae, checks your validity as a human and then calculates precisely what you would be called if you were lucky enough to be a pony.
While you might be a little disappointed by the lack of ponification technology available, rest assured that scientists are working around the clock to help you become one of these illustrious creatures.
For now though, your pony name will give you a small taste of the sheer glory that is pony.
I tried the generator out for myself. I was very satisfied by the incredibly fast service it provided. Despite all the complex equations and all the checking that was needed, my pony name was delivered in seconds.
I am now the proud bearer of the pony name Hopscotch. A fitting title, don’t you think?
