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-TNA World Title Triple Threat Steel Cage Match: Sting (c) vs. Mr. Anderson vs. RVD
Winner: Sting. I don't even have to watch to know that one.

- Lethal Lockdown Steel Cage Match: Team Immortal (Abyss, Ric Flair, Bully Ray, & Matt Hardy) vs. Team Fortune (Christopher Daniels, Beer Money, & Kazarian) - Immortal with a man advantage.
Winner: Team Fortune.

- 2/3 Falls Steel Cage Match: Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett (First fall is pin, second submission, third (if needed) escape the cage)
Winner: Kurt Angle. They won't have him lose again.

- TNA Knockouts Title vs. Hair Match: Madison Rayne (c) vs. Mickie James
Winner: I think Mickie James has this. It's been long enough. Time for a title reign.

- Steel Cage Match: The Pope vs. Samoa Joe
Winner: Samoa Joe. Just beat up on him and get it over with.

- Steel Cage Match: Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan
Winner: Who the hell knows? Heck, Morgan wins.

- X-Division Xscape Steel Cage Match: Suicide vs. Amazing Red vs. Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley vs. Jay Lethal vs. Robbie E. vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Max Buck vs. Brian Kendrick
Winner: Sigh...Kendrick.

- Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Steel Cage Match: Crimson & Scott Steiner vs. Ink, Inc. vs. British Invasion vs. Eric Young & Orlando Jordan
Winner: Crimson and Steiner.

First off, while this has nothing to do with my picks, I just want to say I'm extremely pissed off with the booking for Lockdown. It's supposed to be their second biggest PPV, and it looks like another episode of TNA. I'm not going to be surprised if I'm even more pissed off after the show, since I have completely lost faith in TNA. CHIKARA's King of Trios is this weekend, and I would much rather watch Night 3 than TNA programming. Speaking of KoT, Amazing Red had a group for the tournament, but since he's advertised for Lockdown, I'm taking it his team went out first or second night...

- X-Division Xscape Steel Cage Match: Suicide vs. Amazing Red vs. Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley vs. Jay Lethal vs. Robbie E. vs. Jeremy Buck vs. Max Buck vs. Brian Kendrick
Pick: Robbie E...I imagine whoever wins is going to go into a match with Kazarian, and that's the only one that makes sense. They're definitely not going with either Gen Me or Guns guys, I don't see them putting Red or Lethal over, so it's down to Suicide, Kendrick and Robbie, and he's the only one I know they've been doing stuff with.

- Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Steel Cage Match: Crimson & Scott Steiner vs. Ink, Inc. vs. British Invasion vs. Eric Young & Orlando Jordan
Pick: British Invasion...Again, I'm thinking they're planning on whoever wins going into a match against Beer Money, so it'd make sense to pick the stronger heel team...even though I doubt they're considered a very strong team anyway.

- Steel Cage Match: The Pope vs. Samoa Joe
Pick: Joe...For the love of ********, please just end this pointless, stupid feud already!

- Steel Cage Match: Hernandez vs. Matt Morgan
Pick: Morgan...Repeat from above.

- TNA Knockouts Title vs. Hair Match: Madison Rayne (c) vs. Mickie James
Pick: Mickie...I want to say that because it's a hair vs. title match, the smart choice would be not to shave Mickie James bald. Then again, this is TNA, so watch them have Rayne win because "it'll be shocking!" (P.S. NO IT ******** WON'T, RUSSO!!!)

- 2/3 Falls Steel Cage Match: Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett (First fall is pin, second submission, third (if needed) escape the cage)
Pick: Angle...Jeff will get first, Angle will get second and third. Please, just end this already.

- Lethal Lockdown Steel Cage Match: Team Immortal (Abyss, Ric Flair, Bully Ray, & Matt Hardy) vs. Team Fortune (Christopher Daniels, Beer Money, & Kazarian) - Immortal with a man advantage.
Pick: Immortal...to be taken seriously, they need a strong win. There will probably be some chicanery and tomfoolery in this match to get them the win...

- TNA World Title Triple Threat Steel Cage Match: Sting (c) vs. Mr. Anderson vs. RVD
Pick: RVD...Isn't this his first title match since having the belt taken from him? I'd figure they'd put it back on him.

Now watch me be completely wrong on all of these...I'd probably do better if I just flipped a coin or something.

Cause that's how Russo books...