A simple dorm.... What? You were expecting some elaborately defined unnecessarily over done dream dorm room that about 98% of the people who think up will never achieve in life? As if, I am a man of principles and simple pleasures... and a wanted felon cool ... but that is another story so please enjoy yourself in my cozy dorm, and if that is not why you are in here then please, GTFO!!!! IM TIRED OF EAVESDROPPERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! scream LEAVE ME IN PEACE!! And please... wipe your feet