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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:00 pm
Title says it all.
If you were a god or goddess, what kind of tribute would you demand from your followers?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:15 pm
I would command my servants to burn DC comics and sacrifice politicians. Of course, out of nessesity, these rituals would be entirely secret, and no one outside of a priesthood in my honor would be able to reside over the ritual.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:18 pm
All my followers must love and raise a kitten as if it were their own child.
Failing to do this will send them to a hell of constantly being chased by vicious attack dogs and spray bottles.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:37 pm
My friend David would like to say that he would demand a weekly snackrifice.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:40 pm
This is gonna sound dumb.
All my followers must sacrifices pennies for me because I love pennies for some odd reason.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:44 pm
roflmao
Thats the best one yet.
Also, isn't it a little odd to have the colors Red and Blue?
Their opposite XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:19 pm
Dr. H. Lecter Also, isn't it a little odd to have the colors Red and Blue? Their opposite XD
Actually, on the color wheel, red and green are opposites while blue's opposite is orange.
Two primary colors like red and blue cannot be opposites. The opposite of a primary color will always be a mixed color. Yellow's opposite is purple.
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Also, if I were a god, I would demand they not go out of their way to give me tribute because there's no earthly thing they could give me that I would neither want nor could not take for myself.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:22 pm
Renkon Root Dr. H. Lecter Also, isn't it a little odd to have the colors Red and Blue? Their opposite XD
Actually, on the color wheel, red and green are opposites while blue's opposite is orange.
Two primary colors like red and blue cannot be opposites. The opposite of a primary color will always be a mixed color. Yellow's opposite is purple.
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Also, if I were a god, I would demand they not go out of their way to give me tribute because there's no earthly thing they could give me that I would neither want nor could not take for myself.
lol True, but on the color wheel in Magic: the Gathering, blue and red are polar opposite, and the colors of mana don't work well together. Well, they do... but they certanly don't get along.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:53 am
If I were a deity, my followers would have to make artwork for me as a tribute. Or poetry. It wouldn't have to be of me, necessarily, or even particularly well-drawn/well-written. Just some creative work inspired by and/or dedicated to me would be enough to get my blessing.
Hey, if I'm a deity, I'm allowed to have an ego. ninja
I would not bless people who don't care about the environment or animals. People who litter would not receive my blessing, and I would straight-up smite people who harm animals for any reason other than food or in self defense.
Also, I love Ren's kitten idea. But what about puppies?
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:41 am
My followers would need to give me dark chocolate and mint tea. Additionally they would be required to plant seven trees a year.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:19 pm
I demand plain Godiva milk chocolate! In bars. To be left on my alter every third day.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:11 pm
I absolutely love the kitten one. I would have gone with that if Renkon hadn't already said it.
But if I were a goddess I would demand that my followers wear fake animal tails.
My ex suggested I say that my followers would have to adopt a stray cat after I debunked his sending me fluffball kittens(since if I would a goddess they would have to kill them to send them to me and I would not want them killing the fluffball kittens).
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:08 am
Hm....
In all seriousness, were I a god, I would command my followers to always seek peace, but not be fearful when called to fight. They would work in all things to keep the balance of the world. And I wouldn't stand on the side lines. When lives are at risk, I would work my own craft to help people.
I would not be an idle god. However, envoking me for aid would probably end in a lifetime of servitude. Easy to call, difficult to dismiss.
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