Koemiko
Look what they did to Jill Valentine ...
JUST LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO HER!!
gonk She was so cool... smart, intelligent, caring... strong...
And then, they made her a slutty angry police officer ...
They ruined her ...
RUINED ... ..
For comparison, let's use Richter.
------------(it's right up there^)
Ahem. *climbs down from soapbox*
crying The truth feels so good... Thank you for the millionth time Koe.
For all those crazed people out there saying ludacrice things like "Resident Evil is a good movie!" NO! *slaps wrist* That's a bad teenage hormone, bad! That's madness!
*Final Paul Anderson movie rant until the CV movie*
RESIDENT EVIL was NOT I say NOT a good movie. Whether you played the game or not, it's BAD. Let's look at very basic evidence...
1. Milla Yovavich CANNOT act! She was a model, and nothing more... Her being in movies is a testament to how lousy movies are becoming. And she's not hot! She is built like a 5 year old boy!
2. The plot was terrible for both! Made Kill Bill look original.
3. You can't snap a zombies neck with your hands... That's bullshit. You can't kick a zombie dog in the face and kill it that way. It would get you first!
4. The effects were terrible... The CG could have been created by a 15 year old in a computer graphics class. Nemesis = Ninja Turtle and zombies sucked. How are you gonna have crappy zombies in a zombie movie?!
5. For RE fans, ALL the RE characters were destroyed, replaced and bested by the 5 year old boy that is Milla Yovavich.
Paul Anderson the man that brought us: Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Event Horizon, AVP, RE(Apocalypse), is going to bring us Castlevania...