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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:32 am

Banner of smexxfully smexxiness coming soon!

"Come in! Come in out o' the rain! Dry your bones by the fire, luv, and I'll get you something to drink." The squat old lady says while patting your arm and smiling sweetly. "SMEDLEY!!! GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND GET THIS FINE CUSTOMER A DRINK BEFORE I STRING YOU UP BY YOUR BOOTLACES!" She screams suddenly, a completely opposite disposition as before as a tall, thin man sighs and lets some ale into a mug with a very resigned "Yes, Mrs. Wells." the only audible sound out amid the string of quietly muttered complaints.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:32 am

DISCLAIMER: Yeah, that really looks bad. Fear the MSPaint-iness of it. I promise better art will be here eventually. >.> Yeah...

Description to come.

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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:49 am

Owners

"AnchorWeight" Annie Wells (Pic coming Soon)

Also called "Anchor Annie" for short, she was given the nickname because of her rotund nature. In her day when she was still Annie Aldon, she managed to work her way up from a ship's cook all the way to First Mate. She married a sliver of a landlubber named Smedley Wells, before a few years later losing her right leg to a musket shot turned gangrenous. After being fitted with her new wooden leg, Annie retired to the port to set up a rough and ready tavern for her favorite pirate folk.

Smedley Wells
(Or a reasonable TekTek facsimile)

Tavern cook and henpecked husband, Smedley was once a carpenter's apprentice. One day he was aboard a docked ship doing some repair work with his master when he was blindsinded and dragged away by Annie. Their "romancing" was short and frightening; she insisted they be married right away and made all the arrangements. Smedley has a mixed fear/respect (though mostly fear) for his wife and rarely disagrees with her for wariness of violence against his person.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:07 am

ANNIE SAYS:

1. Yer gonna take yer squabbles outside or I'll grab me musket. evil

Smedley's Translation: No outside drama please; if joe shmoe told you your pet cat fluffy was ugly, that's something best discussed/argued elsewhere. Anything RP-related is cool within reason, though.

2. This be my fine establishment and I expect ye all to act with honor. 3nodding

Smedley's Translation: No huge barfights where the place gets trashed; no forcing yourself on others in a bedroom manner if they're not willing partners; no stealing from others while they're passed out drunk (while they're awake is a different story). All such things can be done back on your ships if you so choose.

Annie's Addition: Gamblin' and other acts o' swindlin' in the name o' fine piracy is fine by this old seashark. wink

3. Any sort of sinning can be done in the privacy of one of the upstairs rooms or on ye ship. wink

Smedley's Translation: Relationships should remain PG-13 at all times. If you wanna go farther, do it elsewhere... (Edit from Lockesly: ...outside of Gaia. R and X rated PMs can still result in a ban from the site). No getting this thread in trouble for ToS violation.

4. If ye be too drunk to make it back to ye ship, ye can lodge upstairs... for a small fee, of course. twisted

... AND STOP YER TALKING OVER ME, YOU OLD NINNY!!! scream

Smedley: Yes, Mrs. Wells. sweatdrop

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:21 pm

MENU

The Booze:

Rum
Ale
Beer

The Food:

Stew Daily

Different main courses will be offered every couple of days when they run out of the previous main course.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:11 pm

Entertainment

Annie grins. "Here we 'ave all sorts of entertainin' for folks. SMEDLEY! TELL OUR GUESTS ABOUT IT!!!"

Smedley sighs and begins, "Here at the Golden Cutlass, we have many forms of entertainment. On Mondays through Wednesdays, there are dancing girls. On Saturdays and Sundays, we have singing and storytelling. Every other day of the week we have the resident accordian player to stir up a lively atmosphere."

"NOT TA MENTION THE BUXOM BARWENCHES!" Annie cackled.

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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:24 pm

Weapons Policy

By the door there sits a sign that reads:

Beware ye who fire a shot in my pub. It will be your last.

Thank you kindly,
The Management.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:31 pm

Staff

Owner - Annie Wells (HelMel, sometimes Kieko)
Cook - Smedley Wells (Kieko, sometimes HelMel)

Barwenches:

At this time there are only NPC barmaids that anyone can interact with and control in the scope of their job.

Possible daughter of the owners as a barmaid? We'll see.

Entertainment:

Singer - Elsabeth Braddock (HelMel)
Dancing Girls - NPC
Accordion player - Billy Blood - NPC

More? Maybe.

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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:37 pm

Posting Permission:

Any pirates may post here in IC RP.

Any OOC RP or chatter should be in double parentheses or brackets ((Example)) and should be accompanied by IC RP.

Any long OOC RP or conversations without IC RP should be conducted elsewhere or in the main shop thread.

ALL SHOP STAFF ARE ALLOWED TO POST OOC WHEN NEEDED TO CONDUCT SHOP BUSINESS!

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:38 pm

Updates:

Aug 30 2006
-Officially Open for RP

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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:39 pm

Physical Descriptions For Art Reference

Name: Annie Wells
Age: 63
Gender: Female
Hair Color:Grey and Silver
Hair Style: Ringlets under a frilly, gaudy white bonnet with a large red macaw feather in the back
Eye Color: Brown
Height 5'3"
Weight 250 lbs
Face Shape: Small and round
Nose: Round and pudgey
Ears: Small in proportion to her face
Leg: Right leg is a wooden peg.
Clothing: Red satin gown that's too young, too wealthy, and too slim for her giving her the appearance of gaudy neveau riche, with her white petticoat showing at the bottom and a white apron tied around her waist
Shoes: High-heeled black colony-styled shoes with shiny brass buckles
Jewelry: Gaudy gold hoop earrings, rings, and necklaces. She wears one silver ring on her left hand, her wedding ring.
Other: She is missing her top left front tooth, replaced by gold. The other teeth are rotten and offcolored. She is basically short and fat.

Name: Smedley Wells
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Hair Color:Grey
Hair Style: Pulled back in a loose low ponytail by a black ribbon
Eye Color: Blue
Height 5'9"
Weight 140 lbs
Face Shape: Long oval
Nose: Hooked and aristocratic
Ears: Long like his face
Clothing: Long sleeved dingy white buttondown shirt with a leather vest, black pants, and a full dingy white apron
Shoes: low-heeled black colony-styled shoes with brass buckles in need of shining
Jewelry: one silver ring on his left hand, his wedding ring.
Other: He is very clean and as hygenic as the times allow. He is basically tall and lean.

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