Diary of the lost soldier(Commander EZ before he met anyone)

[IzzyTheBeazt]

This is all about Commander EZ in the apocalypse before he found the NAZA signal.  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

June 15, 2011- WTF! A zombie just bit the president's head off while he was giving me my purple heart award and nobel peace prize. WTF just happened to f@$*ing Obama!!!!!!  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

June 17, 2011- My wife called today and said to me,"There's someone in the house, no theres something in the house, it got Jill, it got Jill, honey it's got our daugter, honey save me, SAVE ME PLEASE, no, no, no, NOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! click. GRAGH, GRAGH, CRUNCH!  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

July 4, 2011- Today I sat alone in the park with hundreds of Roman Candles. Each time I saw a zombie, I'd light one and blow it's head of. each one fires off five flares, so I'd kill it and shoot the rest to the sky so more would come. I ended up killing four hundred seventy-six zombies in all. I lit a grand finaly at the end and hundreds of zombies came flying towards me. I killed all of them with only my fists and a 1898 butterfly knife. I loved it today.  

[IzzyTheBeazt]

Sometime in 2012- I have recieved a strange signal on my radio. The man on it talked about something called NAZA. He said everyone alive is now part of NAZA. I am now Commander EZ, NAZA, and I am proud, plus there are other people alive but me. Great! The last minutes all I heard was the same I heard in my wife's distress call. I still remember the bloodcurtling scream. I loved my wife and daughter, and now I am the last in the family. I am setting out for NYC, looking for more people. I will not be writing in this journal anymore, I will be in New York, half the country away, living out the rest of my life. If anyone comes across this journal, I am Commander EZ, NAZA, signing out! P.S. I am going to walk to NYC so it could take a year for all I know.