"Get back here!"
Al: What are you gonna do?
Ed: Nothing!
Al: Then why are you chasing me?
Ed: Stop and you'll find out!
Al: I promise I won't get buried again!
Ed: Not unless it's by me!

*Guy asks if they're street performers*
Ed: *Spits drink* I don't think so, Pops! Do I look like a clown to you?!

Shortie?! Can a shortie do this? What else you wanna call me, a half-pint bean sprout midget? I'm still growing, you back-water desert idiots!

What's wrong with you people? I'm not short! Your people comes from a tribe of giants or something.

*Girl calls Ed a pipsqueak*
Ed: Pipsqueak? Oh yeah? Nobody calls me a pipsqueak and gets away with it! Not even a little girl!

*Ed lands on Psiren and squeezes her boob*
Ed: I-I didn't mean that!!

Oh yeah, I'd be tall in high heels, too you know! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Ed: You wanna start something with me?
Trevor: No, I don't want to fight you, Ed. Now go home and leave us to take care of things around here.
Ed: That's not how you demand someone to do something. On your knees. I said, get down on the ground!
Trevor: What, so we could see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you.
Ed: *Punches*

Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick 'em on your head!!!

I told you, a fist in his face!

Who're you calling small?!

Who're you callin' so small you wanna crush like an ant?!

Who're you callin a runt so tiny that he could only be seen with a magnifying glass, you jerk?!

Winry: You didn't drink your milk. Edward.
Ed: You drink it, I hate milk. It's like drinking vomit.
Winry: WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, DRINK IT!
Ed: I HATE WHAT I HATE! IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!
Winry: GEEZ, THEN THIS IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE THE SIZE OF A BEAN!!!
Ed: A bean?!!
Winry: Yes, a bean.

And from Brotherhood...

Isaac: But he's a runt...
Ed: OH, YEAH CAN A RUNT DO THIS?!
Isaac: The Fullmetal Alchemist is just a little kid.
Ed: DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!!

Elicia: Big brother(Al), little brother(Ed).
Ed: Nice to meet you. My name is Edward Elric. This is my younger brother, Alphonse Elric. Get that? Younger brother...
Elicia: But younger means little. You're little.
Ed: WHERE DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME LITTLE? YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I'M TALLER THAN YOU ARE!!

Lin: I owe you that much.
Ed: What for?
*Lin hands Ed the room service bill*
Ed: Is this...for room service?!
Lin: Uhhh heh heh.
Ed:...YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, YOU OWE ME!
*Kicks him out the window*

Selim: You really are a tiny alchemist, just like everyone says!
Ed: What was that you brat? Say it again, once more. I'll send you flying. You hear me? Your little body'll go straight out into space!
Selim: That's true, too! You hate being called small, just like everyone says!
Ed: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ed: Al told me you turned him down.
Winry: I turned you both down.
Ed: Pfft, whatever. But the question is this: what was your reasoning?
Winry & Al: She said..."I just don't like men who are shorter than me."
Ed: AAAAAAAAAGH! YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN FOR SOMETHING HE CAN'T HELP! *Cries*