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Zonko's Joke Shop

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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 am

An enourmous shop filled with contraptions of all shapes and sizes, from puking pastels to novelty wands!

Owned by: Lite Rioja

Now in Partnership with Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Regular Playing Cards
Cost: 2 Sickles

Self Shuffling Playing Cards
Cost: 4 Sickles

Wet Start No Heat Filibuster Fireworks
Cost: 5 Sickles

Stink Pellets (18 Pellets per box)
Cost: 5 Sickles

Fake Spell Book and Wand Set
Cost: 15 Sickles

Gobstones
Cost: 14 Sickles

Grow Your Own Warts Kit
Cost: 3 Sickles

Martin Miggs the Mad Muggle Comic Books
Cost: 5 Sickles per Book

Wizard Chess Sets
Cost: Gold= 10 Galleons, Glass 2 Galleons, Crystal 1 Galleon, Stone 12 Sickles, Plastic= 10 Sickles

Non-Explodable Luminous Balloons
Cost: 15 Knuts per Balloon

Nose-Bitting Teacup
Cost: 5 Sickles

Hiccup Sweets
Cost: 14 Knuts (10 Candies per box)

Dung Bombs
Cost: 9 Knuts ( 5 Bombs per Box)

Frog Spaw Soap
Cost: 28 Knuts

Golden Gobstone Set
Cost: 10 Galleons

Ton-Tongue Taffy (New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!)
Cost: 3 Silver Sickles

Canary Creams (New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!)
Cost: 3 Silver Sickles

U-No-Poo (New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!)
Cost: 3 Silver Sickles

Fainting Fancies (New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!)
Cost: 3 Silver Sickles

Extendible Ears (New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!)
Cost: 5 Silver Sickles

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:09 pm

Cashile Agro

The snake will slither silently...

He let go of her hand as they entered the shop and walked over to the fireworks, then looked around for the workers, but they had just gone out to get something "Quick now! Grab what you can and run back to Hogwarts!" he told her, already stuffing every pocket he could with fireworks. Then he ran out with fireworks up his sleeves as well. "Come on! Quickly!" he hissed [exit]

...So that its fangs can strike its prey.

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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:31 pm

Dana grabbed more fireworks, and was about to leave when she spotted a small egg, that looked like it was on fire. She touched it, and it cooled down. "What do you do?" she muttered, before hearing Cashile's call to go and rushing away. When he wasn't looking, she dropped some coins on the counter.
Later, the shopkeeper would find the note, saying: 'Sorry, desperate times call for desperate measures. Hope this covers it. If not, I'll try to pay you back
- I'd rather not say my identity, so bye!'

{exit}

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:11 am

Sam walks into the shop. She stares around, looking for the Skiving Snackboxes. She spots them and walks over to the shelf. She stares at the selection in front of her. What should I get? She picked up the puking pastels. Yeah, I'll take a selection of those. I could use them She picks up a handful of each, some Extendable Ears and a Reusable Hangman. She looks at the Pygmy Puffs and decides to wait until the next Hogsmeade trip to buy one. She also picked up some Dungbombs and Frog Spawn Soap. The first years would get a surprise.

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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:29 pm

Lite Rioja

I'm a shop keeper, woop-de-doo!

He looked at the note and scowled at his stupidity. Of course he shouldn't have left the shop on its own! At least the thug had been kind enough to attempt to pay him back. Lite sighed and ran his fingers through his hair unhappily. Am I doomed with my own stupidity? he wondered.

All I want is to make something new...

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:34 am

Sam walked into the shop. "Um, excuse me? Hi. Can I get a week time job. Just not Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays? I'm kind of busy then. So, um, yeah. Can I have a job? Please?" She waited nervously.

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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:08 am

Lite Rioja

I'm a shop keeper, woop-de-doo!

He looked down at Sam with a disbelieving grin "What are you, thirteen, fourteen? I can't give you a job until you're out of school, kid." Lite turned away dismissively, but then he stopped and looked back "If you want some money, then you can give me an idea for a product, or spells that I can add to an object, and I'll give you 10 galleons if I like it. To your bank volt, anyway. Then I can give you 10 knuts for every one that sells." The shop keeper thrummed his fingers against his arm "Don't tell your class mates, though. I don't want loads of kids trying to give me ideas." he muttered

All I want is to make something new...

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